is you use spotify, reblog and tell how many songs have you liked. its for science

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

I’m awake again and I change my mind I hate you

Benedict Cumberbatch has publicly stated that he thinks people viewing protagonists in media like Sherlock Holmes as autistic is ‘dangerous’ & ‘lazy’ because it ‘offers false hope’ that autistic people could be ‘brilliant’ or heroic…

so yeah i’m gonna give a pass on his superhero movie, because he doesn’t think people like me deserve heroes, or that we could ever be them.

Oh my god I thought this was made up but it’s real.

he has literally compared autistic people to Frankenstein’s monster

(via Carlos Adama)

PORTAL ZODIAC SIGNS

Aries: Curiosity core Taurus: Chell Gemini: Space core Cancer: Doug Rattmann Leo: Wheatley Virgo: Cube-companion Libra: Morality core Scorpio: GLaDOS Sagittarius: Turret Capricorn: Fact core Aquarius: Cake Pisces: Anger core

did anyone ever actually read animorphs or did we all just glance at the covers and assume it needed no explanation on the way to the goosebumps section in our elementary school library

animorphs is a scifi series about the grey morality of war and child soldiers experiencing trauma, depression, PTSD, being frequently and brutally dismembered, disemboweled, literally tortured to the brink of death, forced to murder their own family members with their bare hands, and on page 22 of the very first book they watch the alien prince who gave them their ~wacky animal morphing powers~ scream while be eaten alive in vivid and gory detail

One dude permanently turned into a bird for a while, forgot how to make facial expressions when he was a human and ate roadkill. And that was one of the tamer things.

You know the starfish cover everyone likes to mock especially? The girl beat someone to death with her own severed arm in that one :) 

What the fuck did I miss out on

Magician Zach King

The Ministry is going to be pissed…