video game creators: it’s a wonderful time in history where games bring people together! multiplayer is in demand and the way of the future! co-op is the only way to go!

me: i’m begging you…….. please…….. give me back my story-driven single player games……………

i love tlsp very much but like. my love for tlsp could never be the same as my love for arctic monkeys. it’s just so deeply rooted and sincere and genuine it’s some sort of background ever-present feeling. i can go days without listening to them but then i’ll listen to a song or see a pic of them all being cute and silly together and i’m like. happy and calm. i get a nice warm feeling in my tummy. it’s not an invasive strong exciting feeling. it’s like a mother seeing a picture of her child while knowing he’s doing good. and that’s how i know they’re the one and only for me.

me: i dont believe in god

me @ 3am when i hear a scary noise: our father who art in heaven hallowed be th

flirting with a man at a bar

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

yeah rocket science is hard but have u tried ranking all arctic monkey’s albums from best to worst

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together

girls are so pretty wtf thank you @god for girls that was an excellent move

music hoe aesthetic

me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?

me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA

things that make me happy

i have a crush on space

where did that come from

Not sure if everybody does this or nobody does this, but here’s a comic about it.

me: *wants to make more friends on tumblr*

*literally doesn’t do anything*

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan