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WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!

@nonbinarysharks / nonbinarysharks.tumblr.com

shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
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RULES FOR FOLLOWING ME

  • i am your favorite mutual
  • whenever i make a joke you have to laugh at it and say haha thats so funny
  • you have to be nice to me
  • im correct about all characters if you disagree you die
  • i am never "cringe"
  • i am always "based"
  • i am your favorite mutual
  • i am your best friend
  • you love me so much
  • i love you too

we have forgotten what simp really means.. it stands for squirrels in my pants

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

I'm allowed...to just...write whatever...WHATEVER....I want? Like, no one can stop me. I can write any AU and any ooc version of a character I WANT? I can write 16 versions of the same trope. I can...I can just do whatever the fuck I want?!

Yup. I can. And so can YOU.

timothee chalamet's chauffeur has demanded a raise because of the effort he must put in to prevent timothee from flying out the window like a piece of paper when it's windy