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Online Name- Cove
Pronouns- they/it https://en.pronouns.page/@humanorsomething
Orientation- Bisexual Biromantic Grayromantic
Neurodivergent maybe??? (adhd)
Able bodied
singlet
A how to make flower crowns with dandelions. Not sure if it will work on other flowers, but as long as the stalk/pedicel is long it should be alright O v O Also I hope it’s understandable ahah
About how long does it take for haiku bot to show up to a post?
About how long does
it take for haiku bot to
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
As your demonic representative in Congress, I want to kill God. I really do. And they're putting it to a vote. I so badly want to vote yes, because this is the sole reason you elected me. But! It will cost $100,000 to kill God. Don't question why. We're fundraising so hard right now. Will you donate even just $5 to help us kill God?
i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.
I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my dad's take on the coronation
its a freinds who im not really in touch with anymore
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“silly gay musical” <- man leaves his wife of ten years and his kid. it takes him half of the show to resolve his internalized homophobia and toxic masculinity. his kid thinks love is unimportant because of the terrible examples he’s seen in his parents. man’s ex wife is extremely emotionally unstable and all the men ignore it. man breaks up with lover as a last ditch effort to gain control in his relationship. he hits his ex wife because she is remarrying. man and his child have a heart to heart.
2 years later man learns maturity and unlearns his previously engrained heteronormative world view. he reunites with his ex lover and they begin a healthy, loving relationship. they openly love eachother. man’s lover hides his sickness until he cannot stand anymore. he is admitted into the hospital. everyone is optimistic and acts as if he’ll get out of the hospital any day. man and lover’s friend is a doctor, and takes care of him, knowing that there is nothing she can do to prevent his death. she has to tell man that he might die of this disease too. child has to grapple with the fact that his role model, father figure, and friend will die. he abandons his plans of having a big celebration for his bar mitzvah with girls, presents, and money in favor of having his bar mitzvah in the hospital room so that the people who really matter can be there. man’s lover passes. man is overcome with grief, and with knowing that he will likely have the same fate as his lover. his family surrounds and comforts him in his lowest moment. they swear to take a stand. <- silly gay musical story written by gay jewish man that tells his grief and the grief of other queer people watching their community, friends, and possibly lovers die in the aids crisis
i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard
I was dozing and heard someone say "one billion knives" in a vaguely Dr. Evil-esque voice. Then I woke up.
Part of my roadtrip tool me to Atlanta. And, the Civil Rights Center was amazing. Very powerful. They have this one exhibit where you sit at a lunch counter and close your eyes and put on headphones. And It plays sounds like you are at a sit in and people are yelling. And it times how long you can sit there for. I think i lasted almost a minute before i was almost crying.
It…made its point.
And most of those people were being physically assaulted too
That’s a brilliant exhibit
If you make it long enough, the chair actually shakes a little, along with the sound of someone hitting the chair with a bat. It was super intense. (It included a trigger warning for obvious reasons.)
What’s the address of this place? It’s now on my bucket list
100 IVAN ALLEN JR. BLVD Its right next to the aquarium and world of coca cola.
What’s also really great is there’s an attendant too. If a person gets overwhelmed or has a panic attack the attendant will sit with them, console them, and give them tissues. AKA guess what happened to me when I used the headphones
This is one of my favorite museums of all time. Last time I went there was an older couple (white girl and black guy) who I watched sit through it, and at the end they were crying and she hugged him, saying “I’m so sorry I wasn’t there with you”
anyways reminder that scars of any kind are morally neutral and not bad or harmful to show. if that shit is healed and not a literal open wound it is not fucking bad. it is not okay to shame or trigger warning a normal fucking part of someone’s body, including and especially when it’s a sign of physical or mental illness.
look every single time I make posts like this someone comes on my post like “not self harm scars though! those are triggering!” and fucking. think about what you’re implying for just one second here. you’re saying that if anyone has ever even once hit a mental point where they harmed themself in a way that left a lasting mark they can never show their body uncensored again. this is okay to you? you think this is fucking okay?
also, to expand on this: do not assume you know what are and aren't self harm scars. i have 'traditional self harm scar' looking scars that are not self harm, just that i have a cat and scar easily. i have scars that do not look like self harm scars that very much are. you do not have the right to go up to someone and ask "hey, what are you scars from so i can decide if i can censor your body?", nor the right to assume the origin of someone's scars in order to censor their body. In general, no one's scars or any other part of their body is your business
HEY THIS IS A BANGER FUCKING LINE.
A girl stands alone in a field. The weight of the world is placed on her shoulders.
A farmer walks past. “please. help.” The girl says.
The farmer responds. “can’t you see I’m hauling this load of hay? How selfish must you be, asking me to set aside my own burden to help you”.
The farmer leaves.
A girl stands alone in a field. The weight of the world is placed on her shoulders.
A noblewoman walks past. “please. help.” The girl says.
The noblewoman responds. “Help you? You seem to be managing well on your own. How lazy must you be, asking for me to help a burden you can very well carry”.
The noblewoman leaves.
A girl stands alone in a field. The weight of the world is placed on her shoulders.
A knight walks past. “please. help.” The girl says.
The knight responds. “Whoever would I help you? Every man is given a burden to carry. How weak must you be, asking your burden be relieved”.
The knight leaves.
A girl stands alone in a field. Tears flow down her face. Her back is breaking. Her arms are so weak. She hasn’t felt her legs in days. The weight of the world is still on her shoulders. She lets it go. She is crushed.
News of the girl’s death reaches the capital.
“What a shame” said the farmer. “if only I could have helped”.
“What a shame” said the noblewoman. “if only I could have helped”.
“What a shame” said the knight. “if only I could have helped”.
A great memorial is erected in the capital, honoring the girl who gave so much.
“So selfless” said the farmer.
“So driven” said the noblewoman.
“So strong” said the knight.
“If I had met the girl” says the farmer, “I would’ve taken the weight from her. It would be easy for me to stow it in my cart”.
“If I had met the girl” says the noblewoman, “I would’ve taken the weight from her. I carry so little, it’s the least I could do”.
“If I had met the girl” says the knight, “I would’ve taken the weight from her. I am strong and noble, I could surely carry such a burden more readily than she”.
The girl is still dead.
Buzz Lightyear’s helmet was poorly designed for the button to open it to be right in the front where enemies can push it causing Buzz to suffocate.
He’s a toy
The button on the toy is the same as the animated series, which is (was?) supposed to be the same series that Andy watches, so…
It’s cartoon
a cartoon with an impractically designed helmet
