Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good
I made a dumb meme so I'm making it everyone else's problem
he is sitting and pondering
[id: art of a small, brown otter. It is sitting like a person, hind feet sticking out in front and front paws curled in front of its chest. It is looking down slightly and pensively.]
When they get mad at me for "using butterflies too much" even when the pt's veins are thinner than my damn hair
