[The following is a poll]
Leave the exact number in the tags
conducting an experiment
I’m assuming the experiment is to prove that reblogs are important.
umm won t you please reoblog my poll? for sample size? 🥺
if your poll was good and mattered to me i would share it without you asking. but since you asked. super no. and i hope you die also
op i get where you’re coming from but did you really have to bring out the Dark Orb on this one
please reblog to increase sample size!! 🙏
to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.
reblog to bring your travel companion to breakfast with you :D
Your Result:
strawman
it’s not really your fault you’re doing what you were designed to do huh? the writer needed you to make a point and create cathartic moments to resolve some childhood trauma, but too many crows insist they are very smart for shitting and picking on the strawman. when thats literally your job. its literally your job to be hated. youre doing great sweetie
Well, that hits kind of close to home.
jock
you’re treated very poorly by people who know very little about touching grass and who like to overanalyze miniscule lines of text and apply classical myth analogies to character arcs irrespective to actual applicability. in fandom, you’re either the aggrandizing alpha bullying the poor wittle introverted protagonist or a himbo who doesn’t know what 1+1 is, if the fandom even acknowledges you have a running inner world at all.
creator’s favorite
if there’s merch of the series, there’s merch of you. you are beloved by your creators, but that means pushing everything else to the margins so you can stay perpetually in the limelight. some people who don’t even know the series might know who you are. you’re everyone’s first and last impression, and the fandom can’t stand how you quash nuance and their favorite side characters. good luck with your state mandated main character syndrome.
lust object
something about you has people shouting AWOOGA and with the same speed and passion nsfw artists draw porn of you there are people condemning you for being too damn sexy and inconsiderate to children. whether you’re actually sexual or not is secondary. maybe consider starting a cult?
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Hey, OP, when did you gain access to my inbox?
Your Result:
author self-insert
ghost of your god haunts you at the most inopportune times in a story. entire narratives have warped so that the author can make a valiant, self-righteous stand on their soapbox. are you even a character? are you just a dimensional shifter between author, stage, and audience? you are hated because the fans hate the maker.
I finally got polls!
Since posts can run for a full week I wanted to see how this spreads
For it to spread, it needs reblogged. Reblog for science yall! Let's help OP!
Let’s make a giant F in the chat for those who don’t have polls yet.
If the last digit of the votes is 1, 2, 3 or 4, vote for the first. If it’s 5, vote for the second, if it’s 6, 7, or 8, vote for the third. If it’s 9, the fourth, and if it’s 0, the last. Please reblog to make the biggest F possible 🤗
After voting, put what you voted in the tags
Please reblog this so that I can get a bigger sample size, but DO NOT include anything in the tags about the results, as that could influence other responses
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
THIS IS A PEBBLEDASH HATE ZONE
If you like pebbledash get off this blog
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
niamharthur
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
eponinejosette
Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you
femmecrip
Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)
Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue