i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

I’m a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that’s my god-given right as a tax payer.

Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.

Well I think this post has started reaching people that don’t get the joke. It was nice knowing you all.

No but this is hilarious and reminds me of a galaxy-brained shirt I saw the other day

Walk into the nearest Hobby Lobby wearing this and watch people begin to disintegrate

I want that to become my 4th of July shirt. I want to wear that shirt to the family barbecue so bad.

Guess who’s $25 poorer and prepared for July 4th already

My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”

It was this:

Somebody please do the “hard to swallow pills” mod on this.

He tried his best

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

“Buttercup is ready for the Minnesota winter”

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big brain only

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

I’m posting this at 1 AM (source)

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

I love junji ito

SQUEAK MEGA ART DUMP

squeak is a little cat i used to draw weekly on twitter! she loves chaos and arson, has the ability to travel between dimensions (mostly so i can just draw her with whatever characters i want), and is very smelly

no offence but that looks like zoey

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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