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wisteriaalu

*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

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friendlyfrankenstein

please slow down I can only eat so fast

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imsobadatnicknames2

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

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imsobadatnicknames2

So, if anyone hasn’t encountered the concept of the library of Babel, the idea comes from a story of the same name by Jorge Luis Borges, which is set inside a seemingly infinite library which contains every possible combination of letters, periods, commas and spaces that fits within 410 pages.

So like... It isn’t THAT out there that someone was able to make a digital version of it. Making an algorithm that randomly generates every possible combination of those 29 characters within that space and making a website that lets you explore those combinations are things that are pretty squarely within the scope of things you’d expect someone to be able to make a computer do.

But it begins to get pretty out there when you start thinking about all the things that are technically contained there (and that someone randomly browsing it could THEORETICALLY stumble upon) just by virtue of being one of those possible combinations of letters, spaces, commas, and periods.

Somewhere in that website there IS a book that specifically mentions me by full name before giving an accurate, excruciatingly detailed, 410-page long physical description of me. There’ also many more books that SEEM to be that but are actually factually inaccurate. There’s also versions of all of those containing every possible combination of every possible typo, spelling mistake, and grammatical error.

Somewhere in that website there IS a book that’s a perfectly accurate prediction of how and when I will die narrated in third person over the course of 410 pages. There’s also a book that contains the exact same events narrated in first person. Not only for me, but for every person in the world. There are many more that claim to be that but are actually inaccurate.

Somewhere in that website there IS a book that’s completely blank except for the world’s funniest dick joke written right at the end of the very last page.

But chances are no one browsing that website is EVER going to see any of that because for every book we would consider useful, interesting, or even intelligible there are millions upon millions upon millions more that are just completely full of gibberish from cover to cover.

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mikasacus
Anonymous asked:

how bad of liars are these people? what else bad things did they do?

mikasacus answered:

you mean other than the gore and the fact kinning reagan and wanting to fuck joe biden? dave ate roadkill once and then when he got grounded he tried burning down his home. but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. my friend toby dated benrey for a week or two and benrey threatened to call xem out for reading a/b/o even though xe didn’t

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gunsandfireandshit

Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a "pronoun reveal" and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying "I told you so" and then Taylor just tweeted "she/her"

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decompose1

nobody is too good or too smart to become addicted to something btw and anyone acting like addiction is a moral failing/a sign of being unintelligent/etc has clearly never been in a situation like that. it isn't a coincidence that most addicts are otherwise disabled/chronically ill or mentally ill