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I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-
her: walks in with a barbie doll
him: oh, hi, what's up?
her: fairy barbie is flying in
him: oh, okay - i'm doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-
her: show them fairy barbie
him: sighs.
him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

update:

Because we can all use a bit of good news, here’s how Vietnamese people are dealing with COVID-19:

“western media wont talk about this but the vietnamese government is helping citizens fight the coronavirus by offering free /proper/ meals for people in quarantine areas and free groceries/necessities for a whole neighborhood in lockdown”

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“- here people will be placed in quarantine due to travel history, showing symptoms or recent contact with current patients - the neighborhood in lockdown is because the 17th patient, possibly a “super spreader”, resided there”

“some korean travelers are also in quarantine so they were given korean meals because what if they aren’t used to vietnamese food”

“i ran out of characters but this is also meant to poke fun at how the usa and some european nations respond to this outbreak, both their government and people. anw if you constantly think of countries in the global south with your shallow eurocentric bias then karma will get you.”

“Muting this now reach me through DM if you need to! Appreciate all the good sentiments”

“your gov may be shitty but extend your appreciation and support to doctors & healthcare workers on the frontline of this crisis! if you cant wear masks, wash hands often, avoid touching MEN (Mouth Eyes Nose), and avoid crowds (PLEASE). the system is in shambles so be proactive”

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“The Vietnam government makes sure the neighbors of the “super spreader” number 17th has enough food for 14 days. The citizens in quarantine be making friends, cleaning up the place together, giving out roses for women patients for International Women day, even fall in love lol~”

Look at the star, look how it shines for you.

can you believe how many species of ducks there are forever i thought there was only brown, white and green duck.

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im a fan of this guy personally

Ruddy duck! that’s my favorite duck!

But please also consider:

Hooded mergansers

king eider!

Buffle heads! They’re all over the marsh and bay right now!

yeah I love ducks

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So many beautiful ducks

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I had a dream last night that there was another live action of Black Butler and Sebastian Michaelis was played by Spencer from ICarly… it was so vivid and I can’t stop thinking about it

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I was going to photoshop it but honestly this is exactly what it looked like asdfghjkltgfh

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TOO GOOD TO NOT ADD TO THE POST 

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

IT WILL GET BETTER

OR ELSE

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You'll finish it, it can't be stopped

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GlowStick Ghost redraw. I thought I had gotten all errors before uploading and then caught some more. I fixed them but sorry guys dyslexia sucks. Hopefully there’s none left. 😂 My friend Chris worked at a party store and they had a huge box they wanted to get rid of, so he took it for his party. I’m assuming they were the non-toxic kind but I honestly don’t know. They didn’t last very long, about 15 mins, so I just kept breaking more to continue the glow. I don’t recommend doing this as they stained my skin for days and it ruined my clothes.

Also, my friends made fun of me for an entire year. Great people.

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this is the best thing I've read all day 😂😂