r u jumping?
originally i wanted to reply to this with the sped up version of the original jerma gif but i accidentally added two and i cant figure out how to get rid of the other one and now the bit is in shambles
boingboing hell
The ORC DJ blocks your path
The ORC DJ plays a LOWKEY VINTAGE HOUSE SET with your VINTAGE HOUSE VINYL
The ORC DJ finds the vibe MID!
The ORC DJ delivers a PUNISHING ROUNDHOUSE
You are DEAD
on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance
dashboard simulator
mutual 1: [one million posts about a fandom im not in. in the span of five minutes]
mutual 2: M. Caelius too must not pass unnoticed, notwithstanding the unhappy change, either of his fortune or disposition, which marked the latter part of his life. As long as he was directed by my influence, he behaved himself so well as a tribune of the people, that no man supported the interests of the senate, and of all the good and virtuous, in opposition to the
mutual 3: patricide would fix me
mutual 4: [5000 word theoretically informed breakdown of a book i have not read]
mutual 5: #omg this reminds me of the roman legal system
mutual 6: cannibalism is so mainstream now we need to start posting about necrophilia
mutual 7: so a detailed prosopographical analysis of this roman family reveals that actually they all died due to being haunted by an ancestral curse
mutuals 8-10: this tv show is actually just sophocles’ oedipus. to me
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mutual 12: here’s why these two words actually have NO etymological connection!!!
mutual 13: i’m just like this 18th century lawyer but a girl
mutual 14: cicero big naturals
mutual 15: scurvy is inherently both transgender and sexy…… put the rot in eroticism or whatever
mutual 16: she moby on my dick until i doomed by the narrative
After falling down a rabbit hole of Zelda lore videos, i have decided that I love the idea of Ganondorf finally breaking his tie with Demise and become a weird reluctant ally of Link and Zelda (and perhaps, maybe one day…even a friend?) His whole shit is kind of tragic! Actually the whole thing with the Triforce trio being trapped in this endless cycle is tragic! It would be really cool if they all finally broke free from it together!
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"
But you must burn it down first to see what to do next
if you die a warriors death you go to the great 2fort in the sky to endlessly battle for all of eternity
thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision
if you die a warriors death you go to the great 2fort in the sky to endlessly battle for all of eternity
The bokoblins in tears of the kingdom seem smarter. They collect hunted meat in backpacks. They build fences. They use crafted weapons rather than just sticks like in botw. It begs the question: surely these are sentient creatures Link is murdering en masse? We collect their organs. We make potions out of them and eat their flesh. This is getting weird
The yiga were one thing because while they were human enemies, they always teleported away when you beat them. We never see a yiga die on screen. The bokoblins die by the hundreds. You loot their guts. Is this okay
That seems worse somehow???
I think we failed to learn the lesson Undertale was trying to teach
writing tip: delete your project, go outside
programming tip: run.
music tip: scream for your life
day 1 of trying not to think about gay sex
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