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Only Dumas

@noirtiervillefort-blog

Actually a little bit of French literature, history, and architecture
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Fighting “Follow Spam”

A quick update on one of our priorities right now: Getting rid of spammy followers.

We’ve recently made a lot of headway, including shutting down several large spam rings that were responsible for most of these spammy follows.

We’re always improving our algorithms to catch these annoying bots, but one of the best tools we have are your reports. If you ever catch someone spammy following you, you can use this icon to report them:

Not only will you stop that bot from bothering anyone else, you’ll help our team catch thousands of stupid bots just like it. (Easier reporting is coming soon to our mobile apps too.)

Thank you for your vigilance, Tumblr.

Yeah, except all of my followers are bots, so I respectfully decline to comply.

a few pro-Nazi myths I'd like to address

  • “Sure, Hitler did terrible things, but you have to admit he was a brilliant man!” I have to do no such thing. He was a shiftless, self-absorbed layabout who found pontificating and rabble-rousing easier than doing actual work. Like many essentially worthless human beings, he did have a great deal of skill in manipulation, which enabled him to draw people in and use them, but I don’t call that genius.
  • “The Nazis eliminated unemployment!” Any improvements the Nazis made in the German economy were short-term and unsustainable. Unemployment was eliminated in a manner of speaking – by running up ridiculous amounts of debt, cutting wages by 25%, and interning or declaring ineligible a sizable portion of the work force. Rationing began in 1937, two years before the invasion of Poland – a healthy peacetime economy does not have rationing. Their economic model relied on taking over other countries and stealing their resources – it was the only hope they had of making up the deficit. 
  • “The Nazis were brutally efficient!” Nothing the Nazis did was even remotely efficient. Hitler’s idea of governing was to put businesses and state departments in direct competition with each other for his personal favor. This resulted in massive corruption, bureaucratic bottlenecks, and an untold waste of time and resources. The economy wasn’t put on a full wartime footing until 1942 because no one was able or willing to do so.
  • “Okay, maybe Hitler wasn’t that smart, but he was still a military genius!” Germany’s military successes during the first half of the war can best be explained by their choice of opponents – most countries were hopelessly overwhelmed, while France not-so-secretly wanted to be Germany’s girlfriend – and by the skill of the senior officers who came up through the old imperial system. When faced with opponents who actually had their shit together (and in the case of Soviet Russia that’s being charitable) Hitler’s vaunted strategic abilities were shown for their true worth – little to none.
  • “Nazi science was phenomenal!” Please stop learning things from History Channel specials about “Hitler’s UFOs.” The Nazis sucked as bad at science as they did at everything else, in large part because they outright rejected a lot of theoretical advances as “Jewish science” and drove some of their greatest minds out of the country (who promptly came to the US). There’s a reason we developed the atom bomb first, and it’s because we had all their best scientists and they were left with the time-servers and jackboot-lickers.
  • “But if they hadn’t invaded Russia they would’ve won the war!” Anyone who offers this as a counterfactual has completely failed to understand what Nazism was about, and it bugs the shit out of me.  This wasn’t some accidental miscalculation. It was actually the entire point of National Socialism, the entire point of the whole war – carving out “living space” in the East. Was it a stupid thing to do? Sure! But here’s the thing you need to understand about the Nazis: hatred always won out over practical considerations. They hated Russians, they hated Communism, they wanted to destroy Russia’s Jews, and they weren’t about to let silly things like “reality” or “good sense” get in the way of their glorious destiny. It’s the same thing as rejecting good science because it was developed by Jewish people. They didn’t give a shit about objective reality; all they cared about was the glory of the German race and the destruction of all others. If you don’t understand this, you will never understand Nazi Germany, and you will continue to swallow lies like the ones listed above.

tl;dr: Nazi Germany was a huge fucking mess from beginning to end and anyone who says otherwise is totally ignorant and very likely a Nazi apologist.

SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT NO OVERWATCH VIDEO WILL BE BETTER THAN TEAM FABULOUS 2

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this video is also in Guinner’s World Records 2017 : Games Edition

truly, a timeless masterpiece 

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I’m still not over kitty0706 passing away back in 2015 tbh he was one of the legends

I think it’s important to remember the people who think nobody would remember them. RIP kitty0706, a witty, hilarious, and genuinely creative man.

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i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

Parson Weems’ Fable is a fantastic painting. It was painted by Grant Wood, the same painter as American Gothic, and it’s about the apocryphal tale of George Washington cutting down the cherry tree. However, the house pictured is actually Grant Wood’s own house and you can see the curtain edge is actually adorned with cherries. That, and George Washington’s face looks incredibly disturbing.

Provincial languages of the Roman Empire in 150 CE.

Actually at 150 CE this has to be at least a little incorrect. After 200 years under Roman power, most of the Western Empire spoke Latin as a first language, and most of the Eastern Empire spoke Greek as a second-first language, if not as a first. There may have still be some script fragments from the period that we can trace, but the vast majority of writing from this period that survives in either half of the Empire is either Latin or Greek, whether it’s an expensively carved official monument or graffiti scratched on the walls somewhere. The provincial languages barely even register in the Epigraphic ledger, outside of Syria and Egypt at least.

Yeah, except remember that literacy among people who lived outside the cities was extremely minimal, and most people lived outside cities. Even within the cities, many people who had no need to be able to read or couldn’t afford the education were illiterate. Moreover, in places such as Gaul, Iberia, North Africa, Brittania, and Asia Minor there were fewer intellectuals and educated folk, as they would flow into Rome where the opportunity was, this makes these minor languages more likely to be the prominent ones. Just because we don’t have explicit evidence in writing that these languages were prominent, doesn’t mean we cannot reasonably infer that they were the most used by commoners. Furthermore, a lot of these mentioned languages may not even have had their own alphabets.

Source: Wikipedia

More Literature and Politics

In the theme of French literature and politics, the Red and the Black is yet another anti Bourbon text, if not a very compelling one. The Red and the Black was published in 1830 by Stendhal, who was born merely 6 years before the French Revolution and grew up in an era seeing great men enjoy the meritocracy of the French Empire. His argument was that it was essentially impossible to rise in rank in the secular arm of the government, so for any chance at social ascension one had to rely on becoming a clergyman. This is because the monarchy was anti meritocratic, nepotistic, and being a monarchy, only allowed the higher ranks in the military and other secular occupations to the nobility. In the Red and the Black, the red represents the secular arm and the black is the clerical robes. As an aside, it isn’t unlikely Stendhal had at least minor role in the Second French Revolution that ultimately installed Louis-Napoleon III Bonaparte.

Richelieu’s Realpolitiks

Realpolitik is best described as a method of engaging in politiks heavily in favor of pragmatic decision making, and opposed to ideological tethering that might (and certainly held) hold significant sway over decision making. In modern times, perhaps the most recognizable realpolitiker (if that’s the demonym) was  Henry Kissinger. The official stance of the United States was to support democracies, but in order to curb communism in Chile, Kissinger staged a far right coup that installed Augusto Pinochet. That is Realpolitik. Interestingly, Henry Kissinger essentially compares himself to Cardinal Richelieu in his newest book “World Order” (yes, very ominous) and here I would like to explore that validity of that claim.

Cardinal Richelieu served in France during the crossroads of New World colonization, the French Wars of Religion, and the 30 Years War, which were extremely turbulent times for France. During the French Wars of Religion, he led the army to purge the Huguenot heresy from La Rochelle, and in the Three Musketeers was thought even to have assassinated the Duke of Buckingham (which Dumas probably did not even believe himself, but it was in essence the French opinion of him, that he was a conniver) who did lead a failed expedition to aid the Protestants. His more important contribution, and the one that most supports his adherence to some proto-realpolitik is his contribution to foreign affairs during the 30 Years War. If you’ll remember, France joined the Protestant league (unbelievable!) as a Catholic country to oppose the Habsburg Monarchy. He effectively turned this from a war originally about which religious denominations were eligible to be Holy Roman Emperor to a war of French nationalism against the Holy Roman Empire and Habsburg supremacy! This would stretch Habsburg resources thin, and even though the war ended in a draw, the Habsburg monarchy was effectively bankrupt and spiraling into debt. Richelieu had succeeded immensely. So much so, it would be France that would dominate geopolitics under Louis XIV in the Spanish Lowlands and elsewhere for decades to come.

So guys... I had that documentary about Rousseau and worked for it 3 months, everything is perfect! His ethics, his whole philosophy! Wrote about 15 pages, drew 2 artworks and then I asked my teacher: "Was everything alright?" and the teacher replies: "Yes, everything good, here you have B+."

Seriously??? B+??? Dafuq??? Only? I GAVE EVERYTHING FOR THAT SHIT!

Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.

Relationship Between Crown and Church in France as Shown in Literature

The relationship between the French crown and the church has always been tenuous, as they were both institutions of great power that invariably tended towards overlapping and conflicting wills. This was chronicled (somewhat) in the historical fiction novel the Three Musketeers. In the Three Musketeers you see a power struggle between the Cardinal Richelieu and his Cardinal regiment, and the comparatively weak Louis XIII and his crown musketeers. Notice how Richelieu is considered the villain in this particular instance, this is part of a trend throughout French literature that positively portrays the secular arm and negatively depicts religious institutions.

Moliere is an example where religion is negatively depicted by a French playwright. In the play Tartuffe, Tartuffe is depicted as a hypocritical religious conniver who is ostensibly pious, but to the observant man simply too eager to demonstrate to others his religiosity. At the end he is revealed to have tried, through marriage, to scam someone out of his possessions only to be thwarted by a crown officer. Interestingly, the officer claims the king knows everything and sees all. The reason this play is so obviously political is because Louis XIV took great interest in using popular culture to influence the French people, and he saw the clergy had too much power in France in the past and sought to curb it.

This is the Arles Amphitheatre located in Southern France. Today, it’s used as a bullfighting ring, but after the fall of the empire it was converted into a fortress, oddly enough. The last time I was in Arles there was a blind guitarist with unbelievably long fingernails playing traditional southern French music. The food here is also fantastic.

Sacré-Cœur- The Sacré-Cœur is a Byzantine style cathedral that opened in 1914, the view in front of it is supposedly the best the city of Paris has to offer because according to my friend, “you can see everything in the city except the Sacré-Cœur!”

There are many West African immigrants that hawk their low quality wares there, bless their souls.