links to carrds:
subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
dashboard simulator may 2023
mutual 1: fuck this stupid job im killing myself
mutual 2: Isn't it so crazy how we're all getting older and our bodies are breaking down and we all know we have to start living healthier and better but we're just stuck in a terrible cycle and the patterns are repeating and repeating and repeating
mutuasl 3-5: I need kpop boy hole NOW
mutuals 6-7: I need weird old man hole NOW
mutual 8: Send roman roy to the reeducation camp
mutual 9: [painstakingly detailed director's commentary on the fanfic they just posted]
mutual 10: I can't stand [mutual 4]'s ass
mutual 11: who else 4loko drunk at work on a wednesday at 11am!!!!!
mutual 12: fuck this stupid grad program im killing myself
donating to Wikipedia is so funny. I had a prepaid gift card I wanted to kill off so I donated like $2.11 and got a reply email that was just "Thank you so much. I owe you my life. You are the most important person in the universe I love you" and then dead silence for a full year before "hey... last year.. you gave us two dollars. It was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for us. Would you possibly be willing to do it again? No worries if not. Sorry to bother you. I love you"
