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nofashiongf

@nofashiongf / nofashiongf.tumblr.com

Website for smart girls to argue on. Hairy mandyke. Substack moron. NYC

I love supporting my local bike shop esp when they dont have anything I need but they do have 5 sizes of a piece of shit Flipflop hub "Fixie" and a $300 helmet to shill to morons

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love to be in a remote meeting and the host is like 'lets play some background music' and they just, play music over their mic while noise cancellation mangles it like a meat grinder to the point where you cant even identify the genre let alone what song it is

Ok but with this post you might have just spoken into existence the seeds of some kind Corporate Syrinscape and if that ever comes to pass I am blaming you and only you, and I will choose violence.

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honestly we need conservatives to be afraid of cities so we get less packs of oblivious midwesterners walking six wide at 0.05 mph down the stairs to the subway

reasonable people: I would like to dig a hole in the yard, so I can slow cook a whole goat over an open fire and cover it with agave leaves.

landlord who became a landlord because he never wanted anyone to taste real barbacoa: no ;)

just saw a rabbit chasing a bird..either they are friends and 100 years of prosperity are coming, or the rabbit was hunting and we are in the end times

Im no numerology head but why the FUCK does mcdonalds give you #666 receipts

I have fun at work. I saw a bunch of the fashion students I work with at Wash when I was Lucy and they didnt acknowledge me

If I could wheelie I wouldn't care. Going to my ten year hs reunion like "I work in retail and I can do wheelies"