All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

Photographed my cat while he was yawning and caught him looking like he just got away with something sinister

Honestly me.

Your magic is valid.

So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”

quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more

War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers

Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON’T EAT PALEO YOU’RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’

Death drives a minivan

I’m sorry I just really had to draw this _(:’3_)_

YES GOOD

I will ALWAYS reblog this.

I want someone to put this in a book or a movie and I need it to be called “Death Drives a Minivan”

Oh that Terry Pratchett were still alive and could write this book.

Oh my gosh yes :D

when u drink tap water from a city uve never been

This Blind Kitty Found On The Street Has Eyes No One Could Resist.

Giacomo Balla Study for Iridescent Interpenetration No. 13.  1912

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Ostara is close and so is spring 🌱🌻

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I’m in the first basic bio class I’ve taken since I was 15 and getting sick pisses me off so bad now that I understand how it happens on a molecular level like.

bacteria and viruses are only beating me bc they’re so tiny. if any of these losers actually had to fight me in an alley I’d kick their asses. Instead they’re tiny, hiding in my cells like fucking cowards. square up you feeble pieces of micro-garbage. I’ll kill you on your own turf.

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

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The fairytale forest

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Executioner sword with inscription:  Inscription: When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.

Germany, 1600s

god that inscription is the tightest paladin shit, lawful best

lawful raw