call me the navidson record the way i last five and a half minutes in her hallway
Oh my goddd dude stop having sex I'm trying to read about this house
HE MAY BE AS SILLY AS HE WANTS.
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*
*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.
“With the strikes it’s back to watching reruns and old movies!”
Me, who already doesn’t see new movies til like 5 years after they come out and has a backlog of shows to watch a mile long:
this wizard who pondered his orb and liked what he saw
*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document