i don’t want a lot for christmas (there is just one thing i need)

ok do this and tell me how much u got

Miguel Ferrer, Michael Ontkean, Kyle MacLachlan | Twin Peaks

that’s me in the corner

𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 @ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 - 𝐃𝐄𝐂. 𝟐𝟎, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗

Working 9 to 5 is a lot of hours

nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general

are u ever just in awe of how much atrocity israel is getting away with but it's pro-palestine activists who are getting fired, suppressed and arrested worldwide? like i really can't get over it lol. i think i've taken some damage in this that has permanently scarred my soul. sometimes i look at the anons i get and i just realize some of you will never understand how the world has neatly fractured in two and that we are simply not in the same world anymore

if i was a musician with an intense fanbase id threaten to kill myself if my songs don't reach #1 on the charts and then when they don't and i get called out for abusing my fans or whatever ill disappear for years and let everyone believe i died all the while id get intense plastic surgery to change my appearance and redebut as a brand new singer but drop clues about my past identity and start gaslighting people on twitter who put the clues together

if this doesn't get 26,191,945,862 notes ill kill myself

some of y'all need to learn how to accept hospitality. stop assuming people are only offering to look after you out of twisted obligation that they don't actually want to do. when you assume that, you are often denying someone the opportunity to genuinely show a friend or stranger love. even if you don't really care about what they're offering, it's respectful of their desire to be kind to accept it anyways.

i had a bunch of girls i've never met over for a women's group. every single one of them denied my offer to make them tea (despite already making myself a mug anyways), get them water, a scone, etc.

i can tell when people refuse to let me be a good host because they "don't want to be a bother". like no!! please be a bother!!! i want to serve you and make you comfortable in my home!

not to be like "we live in a society" but really do live in a modern culture than emphasizes individualism to the point where people will reflexively deny any help or kindness from others for fear of treading on their independence. newsflash: dependence on each other is what makes a community. next time someone offers you kindness, accept it instead of making excuses for why you don't need it. otherwise you've robbed both yourself of being loved and someone else from showing love.

One of the things that really helped me make friends as an adult was learning that people want to be wanted, they want to be useful

Accepting help and offering help in return was key to deepening acquaintances into fully-fledged friendships

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

Geoff you’re filled with childlike wonder

it’s that time of year again

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

this is the study snoopy. he bestows good fortune to all the students that cross his path this exam season. he believes in you and so do i