progression of the fiennes family in ascending order of somehow least to most absurd names
1st person: i’ll have a baked potadah….and a salad
2nd person:
In actual goddamned tears
I’m the mixed vegetables
progression of the fiennes family in ascending order of somehow least to most absurd names
me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?
me watching chopped:
North american researchers at UC Berkeley and California Academy of Sciences have found that the larger Pacific-striped octopus has a unique hunting strategy: Rather than pounce on its prey, it stalks and gently taps it to startle it. Often this drives it into the octopus’s waiting arms….
The larger Pacific striped octopus , is, despite its name, no bigger than a tangerine. Also uses a “slow bounce” to hunt. With its body flattened, and dorsal arms reaching forward, the octopus glides with sporadic bursts of hopping movements before it snatches up its prey of choice.
The octopus is rare, in fact, science has yet no even give it a formal scientific name (belong to Octopus genus). Is poorly understood, however, a recent study shown, they are somewhat social, they mate face-to-face, and the females produce multiple batches of offspring.
Octopus 🐙
Truth coming out of her well to eat a shrimp
This is so funny to me the way he touch
Gary Johnson spilled scalding hot anti environmentalism teas when he said the sun is gonna expand and kill everything eventually
elucubrare replied to your post: how sad is it to attend dangerous liaisons alone
not very - i myself have been to the opera alone many times
i go to plays alone a lot - but - like - it’s dangerous liaisons. you know? in any case, there was one open front-row seat and i just bought it for myself, so i can’t wait to treat myself to three hours of raunchy single fun
how sad is it to attend dangerous liaisons alone
BUGS ON MY BED
HELP ME GET THESE BUGS OFF MY BED
You have no excuse now. To help you celebrate Noirvember here’s a list of films noir in the public domain:
A-F
A Life at Stake (1954) // Amazing Mr. X, The aka The Spiritualist (1948) // Basketball Fix, The (1951) // Beat the Devil (1953) // Behind Green Lights (1946) // Big Bluff (1950) // Big Combo, The (1955) // Blonde Ice (1948) // Borderline (1950) // Capture, The (1950) // Cause for Alarm! (1950) // Chase, The (1946) // Club Paradise (1945) // Convict’s Code (1939) // D.O.A. (1950) // Dementia, aka Daughter of Horror (1955) // Detour (1945) // Fear in the Night (1947) // File on Thelma Jordan, The (1950) // Five Minutes to Live, aka Door-to-Door (1961) // For You I Die (1947)
G-R
Gaslight (1944) // Great Flamarion, The (1945) // Green Glove, The (1952) // Guilty Bystander (1950) // Guest in the House (1944) // He Walked by Night (1948) // Hitch-Hiker, The (1953) // Hoodlum, The (1951) House on 92nd Street, The (1945) // I Love Trouble (1948) // Impact (1940) // Inner Sanctum (1948) // Jail Bait (1954) // Jigsaw (1949) // Johnny O’Clock (1947) // Kansas City Confidential (1953) // Key Lime Pie (a short noir animation, 2007) // Lady Confesses, The (1945) // Lady Gangster (1942) // Limping Man, The (1953) // Man in the Attic (1954) // Man Who Cheated Himself, The (1951) // Naked Kiss, The (1964) // Odd Man Out (1944) // Parole, Inc. (1948) // Payoff, The (1935) // Please Murder Me (1956) // Port of New York (1949) // Red House, The (1947)
S-W
Saint Louis Bank Robbery, The (1959) // Scar, The aka Hollow Triumph (1948) // Scarlet Street (1945) // Second Woman, The (1951) // Shed No Tears (1948) // Shock (1946) // Shoot to Kill (1947) // Strange Illusion (1945) // Strange Love of Martha Ivers, The (1946) // Strange Woman, The (1946) // Stranger, The (1946) // Sobaka (neo-noir, 2008) // St. Benny the Dip (1951) // Suddenly (1954) // Sun Sets At Dawn, The (1950) // They Made Me a Criminal (1939) // They Made Me a Killer (1946) // Three Steps North (1951) // Timetable (1956) // Too Late for Tears (1949) // Trapped (1949) // Two Dollar Bettor (1951) // Walk the Dark Street (1956) // Whispering City (1947) // Whistle Stop (1946) // Woman on the Run (1950) // Wrong Road (1937)
to think. a carbohydrate so dense and nourishing that it can exist on its own as a meal. pasta is truly a miracle food
Julian Barnes, from his introduction to Alphonse Daudet’s In the Land of Pain - Daudet’s disjointed but poignant notes on his progressing chronic pain and illness.
Daudet was one of the literary community of the late 19th century who died of syphilitic complications, but he suffered for years before he died and channeled that into entries in a diary of sorts that he had planned to eventually turn into a not-quite-memoir and sell as a novel.
Rebecca Stead, Goodbye Stranger (via wordsnquotes)
radhika nair for grazia india october 2016 by keegan crasto
way to go paul





