Out of Here

me..

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

Gold

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

trying to do anything while dissociating

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

I think this 20 times a day.

I only look back if it's my ass in the mirror

I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

Randy that’s a coma

sounds festive

date a girl who smiles when you choke her

Of course

oh well *drinks pure vodka*

Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014 Alt-Lit ***

this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it

(x)

in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

​all cows are the same, explain how?: both eat grass

Michael Faudet

*grabs my own ass bc no one's here to do so*

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.