Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

Breaks over enjoy post

“Fenton residence, who’s calling?”

“Uh, it’s Danny,” Danny said over the phone Nightwing handed him; it was on speaker so everyone could hear. They were all watching him so intently it was unnerving. Except Batman. He’d sat down in the computer chair and put his head in his hands like he was nursing a headache. It was weird seeing Batman act so human.

“Oh hi sweetie!! Are you enjoying Gotham?”

He, Sam, and Tucker had planned this trip a while ago. It was supposed to be a fun weekend road trip to Gotham and back. Friday was a public tour of Wayne Tech R&D for Tucker, Saturday they visited the planetarium for Danny, and Sunday was spent taking pics of the gothic architecture and gargoyles for Sam, then an all night drive home to sleep in on Monday. This was supposed to be the start of summer vacation.

The three friends had split up just for an hour to see who could find the best gargoyle - whoever got the best pic got to choose dinner. But then Danny had run into this brawl that… well honestly it looked kinda fun and he missed fighting his own Rogues so he jumped in. Then things kinda went to shit and Batman showed up and started yelling and who would even want to argue with an irate Batman? Dude gave commands like a general and Danny got bundled up into the Batmobile with everyone else and didn’t really know how to react.

“Yeah, uh, about that…” he said to his mom, “I kinda got caught up in a fight and got grounded by Batman.”

“Oh Danny-dear, you know we’ve told you to stop fighting.”

Little clink clink noises could be heard over the phone and it was obvious she’d only heard half his words. Of course she was tinkering in the lab, hyperfocused on some new project. He’d have to be careful when he got back until he figured out what this new tool or weapon did.

“Yes Mom,” he sighed into the phone. “Only, this means I won’t be getting home tonight so -”

“That’s okay sweetie, have fun with your friends! Love you bye!”

The phone went silent as she hung up.

“So…. Can I also call my friends to let them know I’m fine? Sam won’t mind renting our hotel room for another night, but they’ll be looking for me now and since my cell doesn’t get service this deep underground…”

“Yes fine,” the hero bit out.

He dialed quickly, rubbing the back of his neck to alleviate some stress.

“Hey it’s me,” he said after the call picked up on the second ring.

“Danny! Where did you go?! We were supposed to meet up fifteen minutes ago!”

“Yeah man!” Tucker cut in, “And this isn’t your number! Don’t tell me you broke another phone, I just built that one for you!”

“No no, it’s fine, I swear! It could just use some extra reach cuz I’m like 60 feet underground.”

Tucker snorted, “What, six feet wasn’t enough?”

That made Danny laugh too, but it died in his throat when every vigilante’s head snapped in his direction. Oh that wasn’t a good look from any of them.

“Okay don’t get mad but I kinda jumped into a fight -”

“Like always,” Sam mumbled.

“And then things went sideways and the local heroes lost some important informant and Batman showed up and started yelling and shoved the whole pile of us into the Batmobile and grounded me.”

There was silence for three seconds.

Then raucous laughter.

Danny rolled his eyes as his best friends wheezed and cackled at his expense.

“Only you, Danny, only you,” Sam choked out. It sounded like Tucker was pounding his fist on a table.

“Yeah yeah,” he huffed, but couldn’t help a little grin. It was kinda funny. “Look, just stay another night and I’ll get back to you tomorrow, ‘kay?”

“Sure sure, don’t give them too much trouble,” Sam chuckled and hung up.

Danny tossed the phone to Nightwing, who caught it with ease, but no one said anything. Did these guys only ever stare?

“Sooooo…. What part of the Batcave am I cleaning up? My parents usually have me do the dishes for a week when I’m grounded. If it’s real bad I have to deep clean the fridge and that’s a legitimate biohazard so any chores you’ve got for me I can do. I don’t really get squeamish. Will I be shoveling bat guano, or scrubbing blood off your armor? Just give me some gloves and a mask and I can do just about anything. I mean, like a PPE face mask, not one of your domino masks, that wouldn’t help with the -”

All the vigilantes interrupted at once, their voices overlapping and echoing around the cave:

“How often do you get in fights?”

“Is your mother always that nonchalant?”

“Legitimate biohazard?!”

“What did he mean six feet wasn’t enough?!”

Ohhhhh no, this was gonna be a rough night. Danny should really learn when to mind his own business.

…………..nah, that was never gonna happen.

His answers are:

-Look, fighting is important enrichment.

-Eh, only with a new project.

-Yeah, or that ghost weed.

-That was a joke, I never got a grave.

The first two responses? Yeah ok, checks out as normal enough to the bats. Those last two?

Jason*very gruffly*: The fuck you mean, 'you never got a Grave'?

Danny: Well no one noticed I died. And I got better so it's all good?

And it's just him a get worse from there really.

It's less that no one noticed and more that they didn't get the chance to notice.

Like, sure, he died. But then he pretty instantly got better. Didn't even leave a corpse. Er. At least he doesn't think he did. Hmm... he should probably double check that. Maybe next time his parents go on a sudden business trip...

Anyway! There was never really a chance for anyone to realize he'd died. Except his friends, who were there when it happened... And his sister, who found out later... But he was already better before they really had to face the fact he died. So...

And his parents never knew at all. Which is probably for the best. Like, it'd be bad enough that he died; but it's the fact that he got better that would really make them freak out. And Danny would really rather not find out first hand what an autopsy feels like.

Now I'm imagining that Danny is mumbling the previous addition under his breath while the Bats go feral

I can just imagine Jason going into the weirdest pit rage episode the bats have ever seen!. He's all green eyes and growls. But uh, he's also protectively snuggling the new kid. Who just looks resigned to the fussing. Like strangers going feral and snuggling him aggressively is normal?

Dick: So uh, not to make I weird or anything. But, why aren't you freaking out about Hood?

Danny: I mean. He's a protector ghost? If course he was gonna be like this? It's just weird that I didn't clock him as a ghost until he got angry?

Tim: Ghost? Protector ghost! There's different types?

Danny: I mean, duh. There's different types of people. Everyone dies. Not everyone forms a ghost though. But the ones that do? all different types. Mostly ghosts are the uh, restless dead? Wronged in life and stick about to get peace, or justice? Um, Hood still feels pretty alive though. So, he's like, a mix? Maybe that's why I didn't clock him? I'm only part dead too. So. Wrongful death buddies I guess?

Bruce in the corner having an epic meltdown, silently. Tim has gone full detective. He can cry later. When he's alone. For now? Answers please. Dick is full of protective brotherly rage.

Dick: Think I can join the big too? Or is Hood gonna shoot me?

Danny: Umm.... If you manage to join the nest? You won't be leaving it till he calls down. Fair warning.

Dick:..... Awww Little Wing cares!!!!! Fuck it. I'm joining the hug. I can survive a little aggressive affection.

That's not even a question for Dick.

Extended hug time with Jason? Sign him the fuck up yesterday. Mans flings himself into that nest. He's soaking up affection like a man starving and returning it just as fast.

Danny isn't even trying to get away either. Which makes it so much better! Dick found someone who won't squirm away! Yes! And he gets Jason hugs! Those are so rare!!!! And here he's getting hugs and fussing!!!! Danny starts to look a little worried at one point.

Dick: What's wrong?

Danny: He's gonna try to pull the rest in. Tell them to leave now or suffer the consequences!

Dick: You know what. No. They all need affection too.

Danny: How the Fuck is this my life. First I'm grounded by Batman. Now I'm stuck in the nest of a worried an angry protector spirit. I just wanted to help. And I definitely needed that fight.

Dick: There, there. It's ok little ghost! Just enjoy the sibling hugs!

Danny: Oh. You thought I meant just your siblings? No. I mean all of the family.

Dick:.... Even Alfie. And Batman? Oh my gosh yes!!!

Family cuddles!!...+one random grounded child

I don’t even think Bruce would resist either. I mean maybe he would because he wants to respect Jason and not take advantage of the situation? Is this really ok? Does Jason actually want this or is the Pit™️ controlling him?

Danny explainging “nah he wants and now needs this”

He “needs” this?!? Well thats all Bruce has to hear. Gotta go fetch Agent A real quick. But as he starts to go get him Jason makes this noise. Oh how can he resist his son like that. Ok he can comm him hang on Jason.

I would say Damian is last to jojn but once father joins nah hes like oh ok this is what we are doing. Daddy’s boi thru and thru.

20$ on Danny crying the moment eeryone joins in because all the love and care they have for one another got to him ok.

Danny is going to confuse them so much. With all his open and free affection. What is this? Free validation and love?....... They aren't letting him go. Ever.

Okay so I saw this post and you know the types of fics where adult Danny moves to Gotham and winds up emotionally adopting one or more of bat kids or accidentally coparenting with Bruce (with or without a relationship between them)? I had the thought, what if Danny parented the bat kids but he started doing it out of spite?

The JL fully think Danny is batman's husband. He calls him phantom to other heroes but nobody can find any records of him. So his husband is clearly a civilian that he just calls by a code name. They are both asexual, they literally are just Like That.

Darkseid is approaching earth he's ready taken down the Supers and Shazam none othe their other members are able to deal heavy damage to him all of a sudden they hear Batman

Batman: Hey Phantom some shits going down I'm gunna be late

They think he's given up and trying to ease the blow to his civi husband until they here the response

Phantom:You better not were taking Damian to the zoo tonight I'm coming over we already rescheduled once and I'm not doing it again!

The JL feel bad for they guy, poor guy thinks Bruce is held up at a meeting somewhere and I'd trying to help while they're about to die. Suddenly Phantom flies out of the phone.

Danny has a podcast

Imagine Danny, after years of being ridiculed by mass media, decides to go on a podcast so his side of the story can be heard.

Problem is he can’t find a podcast to go on. A lot of them are to afraid of Phantoms enemies or just not interested. So in classic Danny fashion he decides to fix the problem himself so records and releases a 1 hour tell all interview on being a teenage hero. With Danny as the host and Phantom as the guest with some help from Tucker for the editing to make it all seem like one seamless conversation between two people.

All posted on a YouTube channel they made called “Beneath the Cape”

He thought it would be a one time thing. That maybe down the road he might do another interview with his dead self to talk about other things but he really didn’t expect more than that.

He definitely did not expect to get emails from other heroes asking if they can come on the podcast as a guest.

Because apparently being frustrated by the media giving you a bad wrap is a universal experience in the hero world and after a thorough background check they trusted him to portray them in a more accurate light.

He never could have imagined it get this big but now look at him. Having a shared ranting session with Red Hood about weird billionaires trying to be their fathers.

Danny is the Crazy Old Man™️ of Gotham

So, the events of Danny Phantom happened decades ago

Like, Phantom Planet was one of the first instances of Superheroes in HISTORY. Early 1900's, just the Fentons were Insanely Ahead of their Time!

Danny is still a Halfa, but has allowed himself to grow old and live his best life before fully dying so he can accept his Throne in the Infinite Realms. He decides to experience Life in the fullest way possible, partying, drinking, making long lasting friendships that shape the lives of everybody he meets, all that!

Eventually, Danny's Party Life leads him to Gotham. And this place is just amazing!

It has all the comforts of Home, with so much more! He can Party! He can Fight! He can do anything he wants and nobody bats an eye, because a crazy old man getting into a fistfight in the middle of the road is just another Tuesday for Gotham!

He decides to spend the rest of his Mortal Life there. And this is still Early On in the DC Timeline, like, Batman Year 1 is happening Right Now.

He hangs around, befriends the local Homeless Population, and mostly just has the time of his Life! And he takes up the stereotypical Homeless Old Man look because why fight it? That's literally what he's going for!

He also unintentionally sets up a bunch of future events

He teaches Kid!Jason on his to steal Tires as repayment for driving off some muggers with a Baseball Bat (honestly he was looking forward to being mugged, it's a new experience after all)

He pulls Kid!Tim into an Alley after Tim gets caught out at night and gets chased by some Punks. He hides Tim behind a Dumpster and tricks the Punks into mugging him instead (Yay! He finally got mugged!)

He becomes kind of well known as the Old Man who wants to experience everything before he dies. He says as much too, not like he really has a reason to hide it. He just tells people "I want to live my life to the fullest, it don't matter if I live 10 more years or 10 more minutes, I'm gonna experience every second of it!"

He once walked into a Cloud of Fear Gas to see what it was like. Later he said it was a 6/10. "Not the worst thing I've had injected into my body!" He says with no Context.

He traded places with a Hostage during an active Crime Scene because he wanted to know what it's like.

He was once dared to take Batmans Utility Belt by another Homeless Guy as a joke, so he walked up to Batman later that night in full view of everybody else and just asked for his Belt. He gives up after a few minutes, and one guy asked "Why not fight him for it? It's an experience after all.". Danny replys "Nah, I've fought Vigilantes before. It was fun though, gotta say!"

...

This got away from me, but all this to say: Imagine the Bat Families Reaction when they find out "Crazy Old Danny" is PHANTOM. You know, THE FIRST SUPERHERO!

I imagine Constantine is having a stroll though Gotham after finishing up some business with Bruce, and just bumps into a homeless guy by accident.

Later that night:

Batman: Constantine, Why are you calling? Is it to do with the-

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?

Batman: Wait wha-

...

Or imagine they know before Constantine meets him, and it goes instead like this

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?!

Batman: You mean Old Man Danny? He's just a homeless guy? What do you mean?

Constantine: I swear on what's left of my Soul, that is a God.

Batman, a little shit: I don't think so, I would know (fully knows)

What would make this even funnier is if he transforms into his Phantom form he was still young. This old funky dude glows and BAM, a hot teenager/early twenties replaces him. For example if Bruce didn't know and there was a major attack that he has to intervene in Old Man Danny steps in front of the injured heroes and transforms. Defeats him. Then just takes his utility belt and goes back to the alleys. The first superhero had retired but he'll still help occasionally, his main focus was living what little he had left of his life though.

Crucially, they act the same exact way in both forms, so sometimes Old Man Danny is extremely juvenile, and sometimes Phantom complains about how glad he is his back doesn’t hurt right now, but it’s gonna hurt in a minute goddamnit

Danny never thought that he could "major" in languages, and get a job as a translator. But apparently knowing all the dead languages ​​by default and being able to time travel with the help of your ghost tutor was pretty useful outside of Amity.

It happened purely by chance, he was walking through a museum and started laughing because of a mistake in one of the sentences that completely changed the meaning of the text. The museum manager, of course, did not believe him, since many people had said that the piece was "impossible to translate". But he study it anyway.

Days later they were looking for him to translate all the things from that time. And he just carried on with it, in many more civilizations. In some cases he even asked for a few trips to the past to Clockwork to verify.

It got to a point where the wizards, heroes and villains over the world knew him as "the translator of dead languages" and some of them even tried to kidnap him to perform a summoning ritual. Danny rolled his eyes and easily freed himself, but the League assigned him an "escort" anyway.

Exasperated, the halfa escaped from his escorts and continued his work as normal. Superman almost fell out of his chair at the Watchtower meeting when he was informed that the boy had translated the language of Krypton and other missing planets. Besides having managed to lose both the Flash and Green Latern, what the fuck?

Reunion

The thing about Danny Phantom is that he is an absolute troll. Dani had to inherit it from somewhere after all and it wasn't going to be Vlad. So when he realized that the Batclan helping him rescue his human half from the GIW thought that they were rescuing his human lover and not his literal other half he absolutely hammed it up. He didn't realize until then that he was an excellent actor, but boy howdy did he have fun playing the distraught lover!

"Darling!" Phantom cried as he cradled his human in his arms. Danny Fenton was quite confused at first but a wide and familiar grin had him realizing this was a prank of some kind.

"Phantom! Did they hurt you?" Danny asked cupping his cheeks, he was a little more sincere in his question as that had been a very real concern for him. Phantom's face instantly softened.

"No, no. I got help from the human heroes around here. Are you okay? They had you for so long...They didn't do anything to you did they?" Phantom asked his aura flaring with warning. Danny shook his head quickly knowing his ghost half could get pretty vengeful without him to balance his emotions out.

"Nah, I'm good. They mostly just yelled at me a lot demanding your weaknesses or whatever. Like I'd tell them shit all about anything let alone you." Danny sighed rolling his eyes heavily.

"Let's not separate like this again for a while. I've been really out of it without you." Phantom admitted hugging his human half closely. Danny grinned like the little asshole he is.

"I don't know, there's at least one good thing about being separated like this." Danny prompted confusing Phantom.

"What could possibly be good about this?" Phantom huffed.

"Well, like this I get to look at you." Danny said his voice quivering with his need to hold in delighted laughter, especially when his ghost half burst into his own delighted laughter.

"Gay." Phantom accused with a cackle. The two laughed together a glow overtaking them both as they finally fused back together, their silliness resolved.

"Woah wait! What was that? Why are you possessing him?" Red Robin spoke up from where he had not been spying, what are you talking about?

"Huh? He's not possessing me. We're two halves of a whole, soulmates if you will." Danny explained with a little grin. "We're both here and both one. We fall apart without each other. This is the most comfortable way to keep each other close."

"...That's kinda romantic." Red Hood admitted mostly to himself and not where anyone else would have heard him.

Undergrowth going to Phantom like, "look. We don't get on, but this scumbag broke my grandkid's heart. I just want to go fuck him up a bit."

Danny just sighs and thinks. "Who is it then?"

Undergrowth growled angrily. "John Constantine"

Danny grinned. "Wait, the same Constantine who keeps fucking with Demons and making me have to deal with them? You know what. Go ahead."

Sam looking at this sighs. "Danny, that's going to bite you in the ass you know that right?"

Danny "You know. If it brings the League to Amity it brings the League to Amity. Not like we haven't called for help am I right."

Sam snorted at that. "Ah, so it's a twofold attack then. Good to know. If Superman gets possessed I am going to say I told you so."

Danny "I am aware that he probably will. Which is why I'm gonna ask Ember to do it first."

Sam started giggling. Oh that was a GOOD plan. "Ok, I see you pulled that plan out of somewhere. Been thinking about what happens if they find us?"

Danny grinned, sharp teeth showing. "Oh yes. I've had this plan in place for a while. And I've made plenty of deflectors as well. Figure Batman would appreciate my forethought."

Meanwhile Billy has told EVERYONE on the watchtower about John getting beat up by his ex's gramps. Which begs the question, which ex. And who was their gramps?

dp x dc prompt: mentor!phantom au

instead of going on a murderous rampage, jason decides that the best way to get revenge is to be petty. he puts up an ad saying he's looking for a new mentor, making up a 1 star review for batman saying "he let me die. would not reccommend"

phantom, famous veteran hero and notoriously known for rejecting every offer to join the justice league he's ever received, applies for the position. they proceed to terrorise the jl together.

(danny doesn't kill the joker but he drops him in a cell in walker's prison, which means he's as good as dead.)

(to make this even funnier, other sidekicks slowly start applying to work with phantom. i'm thinking conner kent and roy harper but it could be others)

(danny doesn't hate heroes but he doesn't trust their work with the government. he'll lend a hand if there's an apocalyptic threat but he's marked by the jl as a last resort, both because he's crazy powerful, not a team player and because he'll spend half the time pranking the flash since it amuses clockwork)

dp x dc prompt: marriage and sacrifice au (dead tired/ brain dead)

a crazy magic user kidnaps red robin and offers him as sacrifice to the ghost king, proclaiming that his death will seal a binding contract that will make her the ghost queen, which will force the king to do her bidding.

danny, seventeen and still the ghost prince since he's too young to take the throne, looks at the crazy middle aged lady who's talking nonsense and purposefully misunderstands her. he points at red robin and says, "so that's my fiancé? sweet. he's cute too." then takes advantage of her outrage to knock her out. he proceeds to untie red robin when the circle starts to glow.

unfortunately for danny, the summoning circle took his words as him rewording the contract and accepting red robin as his bride. the rest of the batfam appear just in time to see fright knight come out of a portal and present the consort's betrothal ring to a really confused red robin.

Bonus: they only know each other in their hero personas, but Danny moves to Gotham after graduating high school to be closer to Red Robin as a surprise.

Imagine Danny's surprise when he goes to get a coffee before job hunting and in walks a tired man in a suit who's wearing his ring.

Since it's marriage, Danny'd have a ring too. So he just walks up behind Tim, tapping him on the shoulder.

Danny: [Waves, pointing at his ring] 😇 👉 💍

Tim: [Coffee flows out of his mouth] ...

Tim: We need to go somewhere privet?!

Imagine the batkids accidentally kidnapping Danny. Like they see some black haired kid passed out by the bat mobile after patrol and they just stick him in the car without checking bc hey that’s probably one of the batkids and they’re in a hurry. They do a headcount and just completely gloss over him bc one of them is out doing something else (probably red hood) and they completely forgot. Literally no one realizes until Danny wakes up in the batcave and is like whaaaaaat the actual fuck. Just completely ridiculous hijinks

Or if you want to make it angsty, you can set it after Jason died but before Tim became Robin. Bruce, in a rush, hasn’t gotten used to one less number and Dick, who regularly hallucinates his brother (that’s a thing in the comics) doesn’t question it

Danny was used to getting grabbed. Ever since he was little his dad has the tendency to throw him around which was fine and as he got older it never really stopped. Then with the whole ghost situation, it became the norm for Sam or Tucker to be pulling him out of things he would walk through (in a ghostly sense) because he was too distracted by talking about the newest photo they took in space. Or he was about to drop from exhaustion they manhandled him into actually sitting or laying down somewhere. 

CAT Ghost INSTINCTS

Damian comes back to the manor one day with... a new school acquaintance (coughfriendcough) due to the fact they need to work on a school project together and Danny Fenton was the only one in that class that Damian would tolerate to have as a partner.

Everything about the kid seemed normal, heck very normal if a bit shy... or at least that was until the kid suddenly zero focused on a corner of the room and stared at it non blinking. Then after what felt like hours blinked once and returned to normal, chatting away like nothing happened.

....It also doesn't help that Alfred the cat... did the same thing.. at the same time as Danny.

Yeah something is... off about Damian's new friend.

So... when Jazz and her newborn baby were taken by a cult she wasn't... too worried. Okay yes of course she was worried about her baby in the hands of the people who knocked her out cold when they broke into her home and seem to want to use HER baby as a vessel for some evil entity to bring the apocalypse BUT she knows her husband's patrol routes like the back of her hand, knows when Jason likes to drop by to check on them (with maybe another bat or bird with him, he begrudgingly allowed cause they wanna see the littlest batbaby) and knows he and the rest of the batfam had been alerted and are on their way, she knows this. And if they don't come soon she has ways to get out of these bindings and saving her baby (no anti ghost things at all, so she's good with going liminal on them if need be)

HOWEVER Jazz stops when she realizes the summoning circle they're planning on using... and knows damn well who they're going to bring to this plane of the realms...

It's been a good long while since she saw her brother. And this will give her a chance to actually introduce him to his nephew/niece instead of just sending him pictures.

......

......

Jason really wasn't expecting, as he showed up to the warehouse the cult (THEY TOOK HIS WIFE AND KID. NO B, HE WILL NOT CALM THE FUCK DOWN, HES TAKING THEM ALL OUT FOR THIS! THEY'RE GONNA USE HIS KID TO BE A VESSEL FOR A GHOST KING) was using guns blazing, to find the cult members all frozen in solid chunks of ice that would make even Mr. Freeze envious of meanwhile his wife cheerfully chatting with a glowing, floating, blue faced with star like freckles being with a glowing crown and space cloak... whose making silly faces at his kid and playing peek-a-boo (by actually disappearing and reappearing)

Dead on Main au where Jason is of course Danny’s Fright Knight and like all knights do he has a weapon—except it’s his gun.

The batfam + justice league + everyone (except ghosts duh) don’t know that his normal average everyday gun is actually like a super powerful spiritual soul shooter that is, yaknow, capable of blasting someone into an alternate dimension where their greatest fears become real.

So imagine there’s like a big battle where a ghastly ghoul reigns terror on Gotham. The world sends their best hero’s—wizards and occultists are notably high highest in demand—to stop the ghost but, nothing works. All of the weapons and spells and chants fail.

But,

As the fights worsens and the heros scream for people to flee suddenly--

Loud squeaking footsteps echo across the ground. Jason yawns strolling into the battle zone in a ghostbusters t-shirt plaid pants bunny slippers--he strolls up in pajamas--as if annoyed at being woken up and cocks his fucking normal 'i could buy you at walmart' gun at the ghost.

His brothers screech at him yelling ”Are you insane” and to "get the hell out of here" in fear and panic because their idiot brother is trying to kill a real life ghost with a damn gun.

But then Jason shoots the ghost and it works.

The ghost fizzles down with a cry into just a little blob.

The young man then spends 30 minutes lecturing the spirit saying things like “you’re glad I’m not calling the big guy” and “you know our highness would not be happy learning what you’ve been doing” before taking out a thermos of all things and sucking the ghost into it.

Jason then sighs and walks away as if he hadn’t just defeated a hell raising ghost with a gun people can buy off a corner pawn store and a soup container.

Immediately the bat family swarms him with questions

Dick grabs him by his shoulders tense with worry, “Are you okay?”

“Um yeah—“ Jason tries to reply squirming in his hold

Damian cuts him off, “How the hell did your gun a physical weapon hurt that ghastly demonic spirit!”

“Uh that ghost is actually pretty chill you guys just pissed him off." Jason replies plainly

They stare at him with a look saying 'you did not call a ghost that has been decimating gotham chill' probably because he did just that.

Tim is the first to break out of the disbelief stupor as he very inteligently says, "What?"

Jason responds easily with a confused quirk in his brow, "Second, my gun affects entities of all sorts, perks to my job and all that."

"How did being a vigilante and also probably crime boss give you a gun that could do that?" Dick asks

Jason sends him a look saying "are you an idiot" as he replies, "Yea, sure, kicking petty thieves and druggies got me my all powerful spirit weapon--No you dumbass, it's from being the bodyguard of the King of the Infinite Realms! How the hell did you guys not think of that!”

Tim breathes in, then breathes out, then breathes in again and screams, "Why the HELL WOULD WE THINK OF THAT JAY?!"

"The--" Batman, suddenly beside them, chokes, "Bodyguard of T-the what."

Jason blinks at his family then his eyes widen, "Oh shit."

"What?!" His family screech in panic

"Oh fuck," Jason says with a growing hysteric smile, "Danny's gonna have a big ol' fucking laugh with this."

"Brother who is Danny!" Damian demands for an answer

Jason coughs into his palm, "Oh yeah you guys really dont dont know. So I may have forgotten to explain some... things."

Bruce levels him with a stare that says "you think?"

Jason chuckles nervously, "So y'know how I'm half dead?"

pause

Damian very eloquently responds for the suddenly dying screaming combusting members of his family, "...sure."

"Well I met the King of the afterlife which is like the Ruler of Everything and he was really cute--" Jason says distant in his own world

"Theres a afterlife?" Superman asks casually appearing beside the emotionally wrecked family

"Yea its pretty cool. So I start flirting a bit with the guy and we hit it off, I now im his zombie ghost knight boyfriend lover for all time. Oh and i got this sickass gun." Jason says with a happy grin

"That is a pretty sick gun." John Constantine nods

"I know right?" Jason chirps

"You wouldn't mind if I inspected--" John reaches his hand

Jason slaps it away, "Not a chance you soul whore. Y'know your basically the tax evasionist of the Ghost Zone right?"

John only sighs and leaves

"But yea so I'm like the ghost world equivalent to married with the king and became his knight and thats how I was able to stop that ghost guy." Jason reiterates as if explaining a simple question, "Y'guys get that?"

Tim is on the ground trying to decide whether; sobbing hysterically, interogating jason to find out all the things he doesn't want to know or sleeping would be a better use of his time.

Dick has decided to blame himself and has started to draft a reddit post in the middle of the street starting with "I (23 m) have a younger brother (19 m), who I used to resent but really regret now, he died and came back and doesn't even tell me about what goes on in his life anymore. How do I fix our--"

Damian is just staring at the gun and... Jason pushes it deeper in his holster and shifts to the side, better to be safe than sorry with this thieving shit.

As Jason adjusts his weaponry he hears Bruce sob in the background, "He didn't even invite me to the wedding! Am I that horrible of a father!"

Wonder Woman pats his shoulder reasuringly whilst the rest of the League seem to be trying to calm him down

Jason looks around tiredly at the mess he had created and decides fuck it

"Alright I'm heading out for the night, you guys get home safe!" He yells and without caring to listen to anyone and everyone voicing their confusion he zips open a green portal and stumbles in

He crashes down on an unbelievably comfortable bed

Danny blinks blearily before sending the young man a sleepy smile, "Hey Jay, what kept you up so long?"

Jason slipping under the blankets with a yawn says, "You would not believe the night I just had."

so, a while ago, there was a dcxdp prompt that was like "Danny Fenton gets hired by the Justice League and slowly realizes that he was hired to hunt down Danny Phantom with Justice League Dark, so he has to gaslight gatekeep girlboss his way out of it" (link in the replies if you find it bc i can't)

but what if this prompt was more chaotic?

like, dani learns whats happening and instead of trying to get her template out of this, she decides to make it worse.

the team discovers the daughter of Ghost King Phantom (and Dani should probably have a different name in ghost form, maybe a star name? Maybe she can shapeshift into her original age, so she looks five) is sabotaging their work. when they finally capture her, she immediately latches onto Danny.

Danny takes a deep breath and then rips a portal into existence before flying through and closing it

Immediately the people in the room get into defensive position and Danny flinches, curling into himself

"I have a message to wonder woman from pandora and-"

"Oh god, welcome your Highness, put your weapons down we don't want to insult him, it's an honor"

Constantine and zatana stood up and tried to make themselves look more presentable

Danny relaxed and smiled at them, slightly embarrassed

"Oh, uh, none of that I'm here as a messenger, there will be a tournament soon, a friendly one, and pandora was wondering if wonder Woman would like to join"

He then flew over to here and gave her a paper, everyone lazer focused on it

"Here is all the information, if you would like to join, rip it and it will automatically summon you, if you don't then it will Dissapear after a certain time... Well, that's it it bye"

He then disappeared leaving behind a group of confused and awed individuals

"Oh my god that was the king of infinity realms" shazam said awed, with Constantine and zatana nodding

All three ignoring the questions from others and wonder Woman kindly ignoring Batman's demand for the paper

Pandora asked her to come, nothing will stay in between that

I've seen "Danny is Dick Graysons clone/son", "Dick Grayson is over sexualized by people in the comics", "Dick Grayson is protective of Bruce Wayne when it comes to romance" and "Danny is just as farel if not moreso than Dick"

But I haven't seen them combined yet.

Let's fix that >:)

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Dick was a bit antsy. Someone had been putting his rogues and allies in the critical care units for the past two weeks and hes no closer to figuring out who it is or what thier motivations are.

He didn't want to ask his family for help since they were all busy with cases themselves. Apparently Gotham had its own new rogue that was giving them trouble. Figures. Well, thats fine, he could always be up for seeing Kori again-

Kgnk

The sound of an empty soda can falling out of a trash bin behind him had him whirling around, locking his eyes with that of a startled child.

A child who was stick thin. Walking the streets at night. Alone. Following him around quietly.

Well, at least this one didn't have a camera.

"Hey, kiddo. Who are you?" He asked as he approached slowly, body purposely relaxed as to not scare the child into bolting.

"Danny." The kid just stared at him as if lost in thought. Huh. It's not the typical little kid reaction Nightwing normally gets and it kinda stings his ego. "Okay Danny," Nightwing says softly as he enters grabbing distance, "Were are your mommy and daddy? Do you know you shouldn't be out this late?"

"I don't have a mommy," the kid replies, "But I followed my daddy here!"

Dick looked around, his bad feeling growing worse as he saw no one else but him. "Where's your daddy?"

Danny pointed at him.

"What?! How??!"

"Clone."

Dick stared at him. Yep. That would do it.

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Danny was a little terror. Dick and his family had discovered the connection between all of the people that were attacked. They had all harmed Dick or his family at some point...or, to his shock, hit on them.

The bats had thought little of bringing him to the Watchtower after five heroes were assigned to watch him so he didn't get into anything or in case this was a trap set up by someone.

Nightwing wasn't even gone more than 20 minutes but when he had returned, Kon was tied up with an apple stuck in his mouth as he inched across the floor and away from the pile of kryptonite was was currently on fire (How?! Where did he even-) with what looked like one of those rotisserie things over it big enough for Kon to be on.

Bart was on the floor with what looked liked cookies around him. Was he drugged?

Cassie was face down on the couch looking like she had been thrown there like a rag doll.

Superman himself was standing perfectly still and staring blankly at the wall, clearly in some sort of trance.

Finally his Baby Bird, Tim, was sitting in a recliner with Danny curled into his side. Danny listened with rapt attention as Tim told him the story of one of his adventures.

Dick thought this was karma for how he had acted as a kid. But first, he had to go rescue Red Robin who was giving him pleading looks every few seconds.

All I'm imagining is little child danny screaming go to horny jail at anyone who flirts with his family

People have been asking for more of this ^^ so here you go, have a really long word vomit of stuff i think is funny

(IM NOT WRITING THIS FIC GDI I HAVE ENOUGH WIP’S!)

Danny’s restaurant is ALSO manned by-

Tucker, who will fix your tech for free, has tattoos of hieroglyphics and lines of code that shift around when he gets busy.

Sam, who makes an express line for veggie orders. If you try to order meat from sam all the potted plants start trembling.

Jazz, who has a special booth in the back and Magically makes people dump their deepest secrets to her in streamlined Liminal Powers Therapy. (It’s a bit weird but hey the people she targets feel better so whatevs.)

Dani, who shares pictures from tourist traps she's visited, though there’s also some REALLY WEIRD pics of alternate realities and cult shenanigans mixed in. Some of the older patrons are concerned. She’s a little too young to do all this alone- actually, how old is she? Her father looks like he’s in his early twenties…

Dan, who is working here while “on parole” and often loudly argues with Danny about it.

“I don’t want to work in your stupid shop, Dad!”

Dan is two whole feet taller than danny and three times as wide i will not be taking constructive criticism. He’s a whole silver fox. There are some ladies who have a crush on him and they’re really concerned if he’s legal bc danny is younger than them how is Dan his child-

“Dan, how old are you?”

“I don’t know, like, a hundred sixty something?”

(Lady turns to look at Danny, who shrugs and smiles.) “time dilation. What a world we live in. Dan, kiddo, can you get some more napkins from the back?”

“Ugh, fine, dad.”

The first villain Danny ACTUALLY fights isn’t the Joker-

It’s condiment king. Dan runs away from him, which is already weird bc guy is MASSIVE, and the condiment king chases him bc YES SOMEONE FINALLY FEARS HIM PROPERLY.

Danny bursts out of the shop in righteous fatherly fury and beats the snot out of him. Everyones is confused bc… what? Dan is massive? Why is he scared? Why is the twink beating the snot out of condiment king?

“Dan had a traumatic experience with Burger Sauce.” Danny explains, glaring down at the rouge at his feet. He kicks him, growls, “Don’t mess with my kid.” And walks back inside.

No one asks, bc this is gotham. Asking is rude, and also it lessens the Mystery that is Danny’s. No one knows how the kids came into existence. No one knows, before someone from out of town (metropolis, ugh) asks about the sign.

The sign outside the shop says:

Welcome to Danny’s!

Do no harm and no harm shall befall you.

Start nothing and nothing will be ended.

We have baseball bats and fists and a mean swing.

This establishment does not serve- guys in white (suits), Vlad, Transphobes, Vlad, Clowns, VLAD.

Do not ask for the secret menu. If you can get it, Danny will offer it.

(Don’t scare the other customers, please.)

When asked who Vlad is, bc he’s banned three times, Danny just kind of sighs.

“He’s my kid's other parent. He’s an obsessive creep who completely ignores Danielle because she’s a girl, rolling in money but won’t pay his child support. You know how it is.”

Several goons ask what he looks like so they can keep an eye out. Dani happily tells them “look at Dan, take away Dad’s features, then convert 30% of his height and weight into smarminess.”

It's an effective description. Vlad gets full body tackled the moment he enters the neighborhood. Danny gives the goons free fudge (family recipe, one of the restaurants signatures)

Theres a deal that’s just, “beat danny in a fight you eat for free.”

The deal extends to both Dan and Dani as well. Even if you lose you get fudge as a reward for courage.

No one ever wins.

One time, a couple brought their kid, recently discharged from the hospital. Danny comes over to them and grins. “Hey, kiddo! Bet you gave your parents a scare, huh? Pulled through in the end. That means you get the secret menu!”

Parents: hey wtf?

Danny, handing over a perfectly normal menu: 😀

Kid: “ooh mommy look at the glowy stars!”

Parents: !?!?!?

Danny: 😁

Old man Dave, whose heart has stopped like three times now: “Oh don’t worry about that, prices are the same and it will help your kid feel much better. Danny’s just a little weird.”

After all, it’s not just full ghosts that get the menu. If you’ve been dead, heart stopped, soul out of body before being popped back into place, then you get it. There’s actually a pretty high number of people who get it, bc this is Gotham. People get resuscitated after rogue attacks. The ecto actually helps stabilize their soul after getting jerked between life and death so rudely.

The secret menu that they’re given is just a normal menu, scribbled over top with an ecto pen, invisible to non-secret menu havers. Different “ecto-levels” to choose from, and three extra dishes. There’s also instructions to get into the “back room” for those who can’t go intangible, though it comes with a disclaimer “not for the faint of heart.”

There’s also a small note at the bottom- “do not share food.”

Anyways, as per original post. Tim herds Joker into Danny’s radar bc he Cannot Deal Right Now. He salutes Danny, who waves back, grinning like he didn’t just come at the Clown Prince of Crime like a feral badger on crack cocaine. “Heya, Red Robin! You want a coffee?”

“Please.” Tim sighs. “You’re the best, Danny.”

Jason looks between tim and the shop danny just vanished into. “Uh, what?”

“Danny doesn’t like clowns.” Tim explains. “Or condiment king. They get close, Danny takes them out.”

Jason is incredibly confused, bc he just came back from an out of town mission, but this place is right on the edge of his territory and he should definitely know about it. He asks tim, who just shrugs.

“That shop is weird. It’s like a grocery store at 3am. I stumbled in there after a rough night and Danny just whipped me up the best coffee i've ever had. Still can’t find their website. I swear it’s bigger on the inside and the door keeps swapping from one side of that fire hydrant to the other.”

Danny comes out and passes Tim a massive coffee cup. “Come back and talk shop with tucker, okay? You’re welcome any time. Both of you, actually.”

He gives Jason a weird look and then goes back inside.

Jason, who is a little concerned that the reverence tim has is more than his average weird worship of coffee (it's just that good) goes back the next day in civvies.

He gets offered the secret menu, danny does the eye thing, Jason retreats to look at the secret menu. Unsure of what just happened, he texts tim.

Jason: Why was i given a “secret menu”

Tim: WTF WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THAT

Jason: IDK THATS WHY IM TEXTING YOU

tim: I'VE BEEN GOING FOR MONTHS I’M A LOYAL PATRON WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT

Jason: the secret menu apparently (image)

Tim: …thats just the normal menu???

Jason: no? It looks like a kid went ham with a neon green marker tf?

Duke: you know this is the family chat right?

Steph: order the waffles

Jason: you order the waffles. Wtf is an ecto-level.

Jason asks for what danny recommends, Danny immediately gives him a milkshake and tells him it's on the house bc he “looks rough.”

Jason is kind if offended, bc he actually got a decent sleep- but then he tries it and its like.

Oh.

Now. Between the stink Tim is making, and the sudden worship that Jason has of this shops milkshakes, the BatFamily is now Curious and will Investigate.

Are the milkshakes really that good?

The full force of the Wayne Family™ isn’t exactly subtle, so they go in twos and threes over the course of a week.

Damian gets offered the secret menu, and is also directed towards Sam’s express vegetarian line. Danny just Knew. Damian accuses Tim and/or Jason of pulling a prank on him, but they both swear up and down they didn’t say anything.

Both Steph (i think? Did she fake her death or actually die idk) and Cass get the secret menu, and they keep trying to ask Tim what certain things on the menu mean. Tim Cannot See what they’re talking about. He’s starting to get frustrated. Is it some sort of magic spell?

Tim takes Kon to Danny’s. (Is it a date? A test date on a low-stakes investigation? Maybe.) Danny, who is really starting to enjoy messing with Tim, gleefully offers Kon the secret menu, and Tim the normal one. Tim bangs his head on the table.

Dick doesn’t get a secret menu, but he does notice a couple disappear through the wall. He’s almost certain he’s seen them before, but it will be a while before he remembers Kitty and Johnny from his early Robin Days.

Duke is also not offered a secret menu, but he can see the writing anyways. He can also see that some of the patrons have weird auras, and what on EARTH is up with Danny himself? He tries to ignore it, up until Steph gets him to order one of the specials off Cass’s (secret) menu. And Danny just kind of sharpens, the air going cold.

“I didn’t give you that menu. Just because you can read it, doesn’t mean you want it. Order off the right menu, please.”

Duke, freaked the hell out by the Biblically Accurate Horror that Danny is shifting into, orders off the right menu and apologizes.

“Oh, it’s alright!” Danny flips back to cheerful in seconds. “It’s just that it wouldn’t be completely healthy for you to eat it, even if you are part immortal.”

Duke bluescreens.

Alright, somethings definitely going on.

Tim and Jason both order the same thing- an oreo milkshake, one off the secret menu, one off the normal menu. Jason confirms the one from the normal menu does not taste the same and isn’t as good. Tim cannot confirm the other way around, because Jason nearly punches him when he attempts to taste it.

They take samples home, analyze them, and go over anecdotes from other patrons, trying to figure out what makes Danny’s so weird. What makes Kon, Cass, Jason, and Damian different?

Wait a second. Kon, Cass, Jason, Damian. The ones that died and came back to life.

It’s around this time that Dick remembers where he’s seen Kitty and Johnny before. Lovers from two houses, both alike in (in)dignity, had a romeo-and-juliet-esque escapade across Gotham, ending in high speed chase with Kitty’s gangster father and a fatal motorcycle accident. Both are dead. Both are in Danny’s.

Danny’s has something to do with death.

Having heard a couple stories about food of the dead, they notify Bruce (who is very concerned as to what exactly his children have been putting in their mouths) and then call in the magic users of the justice league.

It’s a mess. Dan calls Constantine a whore. Deadman and Secret (i think thats Tim’s ghost friend?) get abducted to the backroom. Dani clocks Capt. Marvel as another kid who looks older than he actually is, with magic powers, and his showing him her REALLY interesting travel photos. Zatanna is like “this place needs an exorcism” and danny just goes “ma’am please don’t exorcize my customers.”

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You were supposed to be normal

Danny was adopted by the Wayne’s and they all thought he was a civilian in a bad home situation who got along with the family nicely. Danny knew full well that they were the Batclan of Gotham but he is enjoying being a regular teenager to much to care. The Bats thought they were going a perfect job with keeping their new family members in the dark about their nightly activities. They weren’t expecting to see Danny get flung through a wall at the beginning of dinner by a robot with a flaming green mohawk. They also weren’t expecting Danny to get up like nothing happened and launch himself at the attacker. And least of all they weren’t expecting Danny to win the fight.

Love the implication he doesn’t even transform to kick Skulker’s ass

After Danny was crowned he decided that the truce party had to have a counterpart, after all ghosts became friends mostly through battles, and he assumed that one day letting them fight wouldn't be a bad thing, it might even help stir up some grudges.

This was how High King Phantom, ruler of the infinite realms inaugurated the long-awaited "Day of War" or just "War Day", a moment when the Infinite Realms naturally became chaotic; alliances were allowed but it was not advisable to trust on them.

And of course, you were free not to participate, you just had to put a blue or green band on your arm, or a little green clock in the backyard of your haunt so the ghosts would leave you, your haunt or your territory in general alone.

Danny thought of it as some kind of giant paintball day, only with no paintballs and full of aggressive ghosts with various powers, it was especially exciting since everyone knew there would be no hard feelings after it and they would end up in the king's palace eating sweets as little children.

They usually celebrated it on a day close to any celebration related to death in human world, when their powers were especially powerful and therefore everyone could have more fun.

The problem was that since Danny had human friends (liminals?) who came to play, they didn't really consider it weird when some humans fell into the realms by a natural portal, and since they weren't wearing any blue or green arm bands they were definitely in the game.

For their part, the family of bats along with some League allies found themselves literally standing on a field of war where everyone seemed to be going for the kill, Jason was strangely excited about it, as was Damian.

When Dick asked one of the locals for an explanation, a guy on a motorbike threw him into the air laughing and yelled "LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!"

Look, Danny hated clowns, he really hated them, but theme parks? He loved them, when one of the tours came to Amity his Rogues agreed with the feeling after having fun for hours.

And they offered a truce in exchange of forming their own thematic park for a while, and go over the world, wich sounded bad at first, he didn't want to leave Amity, but some vacations...

Ghost thematic Park it is

So, they created a lot of attractions, give Ember her own concerts, Skulker had a place showing how to hunt, Johnny and Kitty had fun with their motorcycles, Technus was administrating some cool games, Lunch lady was making some food for everyone and he had his own ice rollercoaster, they were having so much fun ¡they even made some money!

Now, if only the heroes stayed out of their business would be wonderful, this was the six time he was being "interrogated", they were traveling for god sake, they have a schedule, Batman didn't appreciate it

But Danny didn't care what Batman thought, they weren't metas, they weren't invading anything and everything was legal, the lord of vengeance could go sulk elsewhere, and he let him know, the six times he couldn't find anything

Really, it was not his problem if Harley, Ivy and Klarion liked the park, villains have free time too, his own rogues were having fun and Red Hood, Arsenal, Kid Flash and Nightwing were eating ice cream with them!

Is not his problem if they were too "bright" for the "heroes" or whatever, Flash was the only one with some respect at the end of the day when they passed his city

Seriously, most of the heroes were treating them like criminals, dealers or simple villains, which was starting to frustrate him a lot, his rogues tried to comfort him, but the brilliant and dumb heroes didn't understand, ¡This is a truce! his own "villains" (he never saw them as such) were laughing, playing, and completely peaceful without causing anything harmful

At some point in the interviews, Danny got fed up, did the heroes want to play this game? Fine, there's a reason people say don't treat someone like a villain or they'll see themselves as one, and even though Danny wasn't bad, none denied that he was petty, so at his next stop he decided, it was time to prove how haunted the park was and teach these guys a lesson

The park has stopped at Gotham this time before Batman storms in again.

Danny and Batman are in his office doing their whole back-and-forth for the nth time now when Danny gets fed up at being interrogated and treated like a bad guy.

You want a criminal so badly? Fine then.

Calmly, he turns on the park’s intercom system, and says (while making direct eye contact with Batman):

“The Batman wants the cast of the Fun of the Dead amusement park to be villains. Visitors have 10 minutes to evacuate the park before we close the gates. Any stragglers will be dragged into our shenanigans. This will unfortunately last for the entirety of our stay in Gotham. Thank you and have a good day.”

Baffled and shocked silence from everyone in the park.

Batman himself is stunned silent.

There are sounds of people starting to rush out of the park as a giant digital timer appears in the middle of the park (courtesy of Technus) counting down 10 minutes.

Phantom’s Rogues can’t wait for the real “Fun of the Dead” to begin.

As soon as the visitors escaped the whole park changes:

- ember starts a chilling song

- technus blocked off mobile services

-undergrowth errects a wall of thorns around the park

-skulker mounts the ferris wheel with a rocket launcher

-Amorpho shifts himself to look like the bat. Hiding in the morrow labyrinth

-A lonely driverless bike drives through the park (an invisible Johnny on it)

- the lunch lady sets the sentinent ghost hotdogs free

-a small girl with a melting face is wandering the streets

Danny flashes his eyes and shows the bat a fanged grin: "may the games begin"

Seen people tagging that the JLD don’t respond when asked however I think there is a funnier option, their members are major investors. Like everyone else doesn’t respond however Constantine does respond and claims “conflict of interest” and doesn’t elaborate further so now the JL thinks that the park is being run by a bunch of demons and Constantine must have made a deal with them(turns out Phantom is the only creature that refuses to make a deal with him but does offer the investment opportunity when summoned). The League are confused and think there’s a big threat coming.

Oh what if because they’re investors they have shareholder meetings and Danny just goes off like

Danny: now business has been hurt due to the Justice League’s interference however positive reviews are counteracting it

Constantine: god what are they doing now

Danny: well they keep coming to try and investigate and seeing Batman and Superman clearly investigating really hurts public image, they stopped being subtle after the 3rd time.

Constantine: Ugh I’ll talk to bats

Danny: Don’t bother, he clearly thinks we’re villains, he’s already set his mind on it, at this point he’s not going to say he’s wrong.

Constantine: ugh I hate that your right. (Whispering) stubborn bat

Danny: Well if he wants a villain we can give him a villain, Gotham is our next stop; should the Bat try anything again we have a plan, Villain park.

Captain marvel: Oh I was actually going to go to the Gotham stop, can I join.

Danny: hmm well I can’t have you on the villain team… how do you feel about faking your death?

Constantine: can I yell at the Bat?

Danny: have at it.

Captain Marvel & Constantine: I’m in.

*cool transition*

Nightwing: Oh my god is that Marvel

Captain Marvel: *is lying on the ground with a gold looking blood leaking out*

*in the gift shop with all the lights off*

Constantine: Why did you have to argo them bats, they were peaceful and you pushed them too far.

Batman: oh good your here.

Constantine: oh no I’m not here to fix your mess, you need to learn if you keep calling someone a villain then they might just become one.

Batman: if your not here to help then why are you here.

Constantine: The investors were given tickets for the night. Me and Captain Marvel called off tonight almost a month ago.

*coms*: B come in, Captain Marvel was found down; he seems to have some kind of liquid leaking out that’s gold in color

Constantine: Shit it’s worse then I thought, I need to get out of here. Bats I hope you realize what you released, I need to start recovering Marvel.

*Danny, Constantine, & Captain Marvel in the security room watching the cameras*

Danny: oh I haven’t had a good laugh like this in years.

Danny over coms: Skulker remember don’t kill them, tie them up and take them to THE ROOM

*days later in the watchtower*

*batman hobbles in on crutches with a leg cast*

Constantine: so… how’d your night go?

Also Alfred knows everything but let it happen because someone needs to know Bruce down from his high horse. Maybe he’s an investor; maybe he’s not; either way he’s tired of Bruce’s shenanigans and makes sure to remind him the whole time he’s recovering, maybe he even previously warned him multiple times that if he keeps calling them a villain then his wish might come true.

The ghost crew goes back to normal like nothing ever happened as they head to their next site and somehow there is no evidence that the ghost crew were involved; all home films from the day seemingly have no evidence of the intercom. All park footage show the park empty. And on the paperwork it claims that emergency maintenance was required in the kitchens.