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Life Drop Out

@nochainzzz

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I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

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Side chick shows up to the wedding 40 seconds in

…no words

Omg yaaaaaaaas! 😭

the entire wedding party isn’t even shocked! 🤔 they been knew the tea smh

The dramatic ass gasps lol

omg 😭😭😭😭😭

This was so crazy

Am I the only one who don’t find this funny?? 😐 this is so fucked UP

kidkendoll

@thatfineassaliengirl you’re that gasp and Oh my god at 1:07

@afro-lacefront you remember this?

I would be cheering the side lady on so hard, “tell the truth and shame the devil girl! Let us know!”

She still marry him?

^^^^^QTNA

Classic 😂

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Black parents can and will use every word in the world against you.

You: “Ma, can we go to the PARK?”

Parent: “You can go PARK yo ass on that couch.”

TRIGGERED

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justjengie

Mom: Why were you late for school?

Me: I WAS ONLY LIKE 5 minutes late

Mom: You a 5 minute lie

I was a 5 minute lie tho

Blocking all of y'all

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yodeek

You better get ready to block yourself in that room

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movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

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The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So men, in essence, have never been shit.

Adam prolly had a fuck boy haircut

My pastor told me that it gets worse. Adam straight up lied. He didn’t trust Eve so he told her that she could not eat or touch the tree. The deal was they couldn’t eat the fruit. They could’ve play volleyball with the damn thing all they wanted.

Adam did not trust Eve to follow God’s instructions so he gave her an extra rule to follow. And then, like OP said, he was a little shit and watched her eat anyway. And if you look in the rest of the scriptures, Adam gets blamed.

Get wrecked.

Idk what bibles y'all are reading… but I can’t find any of this… I’m pretty sure that’s not what happened.

😂😂😂