Icelandic is such a beautiful language
stormesandshowers
The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.
Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing
Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.
MILK.
DELIVERY.
undead-prowess
Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
kind of a milf. reblog
if staff doesn't handle these porn bots soon then i will be forced to handle the situation
i will simply put a stop to this nonsense
i will fuck all of them myself
THANK YOU
i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
Only good thing about Christmas time is I get to hear carol of the bells all the time but the bad part is I have to act normal like that song doesn’t go hard as fuck
Every other Christmas song is like la la la I love you christmassss or oh jesussss I love youuu meanwhile carol of the bells is like fire shooting out of a flaming skull but it’s like in a snow globe it’s like a fucking boss track
Its cause its a christianized Ukrainian new years song- originally called Shchedryk / The Little Swallow it was "adapted" and given new lyrics that had nothing to do with the original ones.
Gotta do everything myself around here
*accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize I never felt comfortable the whole time*
cbt doesn't work on me bc I don't have thoughts
cbt doesn't work on me because i don't have a cock
Cephalopods can be exchanged for goods and services.
there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
The fact that Mark Cuban can do this is just further proof of how much capatalism is f*cking people over.
Billionaire investor Mark Cuban launched an online pharmacy Thursday that offers more than 100 generic drugs at an affordable price with a goal of being “radically transparent” in its price negotiations with drug companies.
For example, the leukemia drug imatinib is priced at $47 a month on MCCPDC compared to the $9,657 retail price.
The online pharmacy’s prices for generics factor in a 15% margin on top of actual manufacturer prices and a $3 pharmacist fee, the statement said.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFO
yes this is pretty unbelievable right now—but just look at the replies and reblogs of this post—look at all these people on twitter talking about their own experiences with it now too—this is actually real
and yes everyone is waiting for a catch, but remember it is a PRIVILEGE to think about not sharing this information out of spite for billionaires rather than needing this opportunity regardless of how long it lasts or if mark cuban is doing this for his own gain
so please share. thanks
Here’s the link: https://costplusdrugs.com/medications/
shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
god I love being a faggot, no amount of homophobia can outweigh the joy of absolute faggotry