i love when people get up in arms about kink as like a "new perverted phenomenon" bc of their boogeyman obsession with porn. brother gay people have been slapping each other and pretending to be dogs while we fuck since the dawn of time. you're only just finding out now bc your hole is largely unremarkable and your manner unbecoming
This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
Leaking sacred crud from my pussy hole that is powerful enough to #DEFEATCONGRESS
Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)
DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola
i went to the library and theg all knew you and they liked you and it was nice
a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon
Babe, is everything okay? You've barely touched your Castlevania: Symphony of the Night stove
not enough people are fond of things nowadays. reblog if you're a true fondler
Jen Mazza (American, b. 1972, Washington DC, USA) - Peripety (5), 2008 from Peripety Project, Paintings: Oil on Linen





