Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.
I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.
I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S DEATH. I'M SO SORRY.
God damn I’ve been Owned…
where’s jack going
magiclairium
to undo the future that is aku
Anonymous asked:
what is your opinion on butch female construction workers who go home and write shitty "feminist" sex-positive retellings of hades and persephone in their free time? if such a woman were to exist i guess it would just cancel out lol..... thoughts on this ?
but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento
im literally in tears if such a woman existed id make her stop writing shitty novels with the power of my pussy. period.
I think progressive groups have a bad habit of looking at inaccessible areas of academia and art and saying "this thing is for rich people, it sucks, get rid of it" (does not give poor people more opportunities) instead of "this thing should be 1000x cheaper" (does give poor people more opportunities). to goal should always be to improve the lives of the oppressed.
me @ all the progressive ppl shitting on opera while thousands of opera singers who are queer, trans, poc, disabled, poor, etc. beg ppl to take us seriously and stop painting opera as a rich white cishets only art form bc all it does is justify the intense discrimination already present within the opera industry and literally turns it into a “you should have known/what did you expect when you went into opera”
i do this thing to my gf where i put on a shitty southern drawl and tell her “they call me butt grabber 3000 on account of every time i grab your ass i actually grab it 3000 times” and then i squeeze her ass over and over as fast i can until she makes me stop
important note butt grabber was the og but it can be any variation of [body part] + [grabber/licker]
@lotrladiessource lotr ladies week day 3: dwarrowdams | joy | motifs
dís, sister of thorin, daughter of thrain! i associate a lot of raven motifs with the line of dúrin, and that they have a special relationship. the ravens of ravenhill are an ancient breed, noble and intelligent enough to understand mortal tongues. here dís is dancing with two of röac's children after the battle of five armies, finding respite in the ravens even during her grief.
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happy Thursday the 20th
blakegdiamond
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
the-mighty-tor
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
itsquietinsantafe
TODAY
sylviian
holy shit its the last one
here’s to the next six years of thursday the 20th!
why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try
Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out
I think it’s important for everyone to know that you can, if you so wish, order a Cook Out Tray featuring a quesadilla with a side of two more quesadillas, which is only horrifying if you can’t handle lactose.
The dirt cheap prices of Cook Out are more communist than the capitalist decadence of In-N-Out
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
