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Anonymous asked:
Maybe Fae!Stiles is friends with at least a few members of the Wild Hunt, purely because it’s really funny to think about how the pack would respond to that. They visit one day and the pack understandably panics, and when Stiles says that they’re harmless, the pack gives him a dictionary with the definition of “harmless” highlighted and a note written next to it saying that the Wild Hunt is the exact opposite of the word. Stiles is already a human running with wolves, him being Fae just amplifies his weird danger-detector abilities tenfold
Oh that's BEAUTIFUL because depending on what version of the Wild Hunt appears, members of the Hunt can include Odin, Gabriel (as in the Archangel), Cain (yes, that one), a dragonslayer, a Danish king, Theodoric the Great, and THEE King Arthur.
Or, best of all, the ruler of the faeries.
The Wild Hunt: *appears*
Everyone: *PANIK*
Stiles: Dudes, chill, it's my mom.
Anonymous asked:
Fae!Stiles where he casually brings up that the iron thing is a myth, nobody knows just what the Fae’s weaknesses are. People ask how he knows and he gives a terrifyingly wide grin as he replies “thorough research.” Maybe he’s Fae, but if not, he definitely has made besties with several Fae who told him about the iron. There’s a time when the pack sees him with a Fae and they address him as “little brother;” nobody knows if they meant that in a biological and literal sense, an adoptive sense where the Fae all consider each other siblings regardless of genetics, or a figurative sense where Stiles just radiates sibling energy to everyone and the Fae decided they liked him.
At one point, the pack sees him bantering with Peter, like they always do, and decide he’s most certainly Fae (Peter muses that there’s a reason he wanted to bite Stiles and in the chaos of that revelation, Stiles slips out so nobody can question him). There’s a running subplot throughout the entire show that Stiles might not be human but he literally never answers the question, he distracts everyone and they don’t realize until 30 minutes later that he veered them off-topic without an answer
Anon, I am smooching your face. I am kissing your lil head.
This is beautiful and absolutely 100% true. The Fae address Stiles as "little brother" and everyone breaks out in a cold sweat. Peter encourages this like the bastard he is, but truth be told, he has no idea either. He doesn't like not knowing things, but even with his skill at getting info out of people, he can never pin Stiles down.
Tired: "will they/won't they" romantic subplot
Wired: "what the FUCK is this guy???" supernatural fuckery subplot
Anonymous asked:
Wait, wait, Isaac and Stiles who are the resident snarky bitches in the pack and they will not hesitate to match one another’s energy but may god have mercy on your soul if an outsider ever dares because those two sure won’t. The one and only time Stiles has ever admitted to liking Isaac was when a particularly dickish basketball player decided to start harassing Isaac; Isaac has only admitted they were friends because some new guy showed up and decided Stiles was his new arch-nemesis and wouldn’t stop hounding him. There’s also the time that one kid tried bullying Scott, but we don’t speak of that time (Scott was the only other witness to how Stiles and Isaac responded, and he just gives a thousand-yard stare when asked and starts shaking slightly. Isaac and Stiles get very smug and say no capital crimes were committed, so make of that what you will. The rest of the pack is dying to find out what they did but those two will not say anything and Scott tries to block out the memory)
"No capital crimes were committed" is the theme of their entire friendship. They are the ultimate frenemies. Bitchiness is their love language. Everyone stays at least 10 feet back when they have one of their verbal sparring matches. The only thing more terrifying than the two of them is when Peter gets in the mix. Then all bets are off, no one is safe, hide your children, lock all your windows and doors.
Remembering that Derek Hale was supposed to be 19 fucks me up for real because he's just a baby, holy shit, and it almost would've been better that way, especially if we didn't find out at first because he does come off as older, with the car, the jacket, the tattoo, the attitude, it all makes him seem older than he is, and if it seems like that to us, it definitely has to be that way for Scott and Stiles, imagine the shock of realising he's only just older than they are, he can't even buy alcohol and he's in a life-and-death struggle with a murderous Alpha and a cult of hunters who want to kill him for, uh, *checks notes* existing.
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This is better than bathroom signs with like an image of mermaids n shit. As much as we like to joke trans people aren’t actually cryptids
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When Derek met Stiles he knew right away that he would be a nuisance to his life, with big limbs and lots of moles all over his body.
He tried to avoid falling for those amber eyes and sarcastic smile at any cost, his whole family really knows that he tried.
Things went wrong, because that teenager swept into his life like a cold draft on a quiet morning.
He ended up completely in love, but there were still things that bothered him about Stiles, even after asking him for a formal relationship, even after moving in together and even after asking him to marry him.
So he decided to make a list.
• I hate it when you tell me it's not your fault, but it still is.
• I hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night and decide you want breakfast.
• I hate that you're always right.
• I hate that I don't know how to understand you.
• I hate that you take every part of me, just to make me a jelly mass between your hands.
• I hate that you never think before you act.
• I hate how you always put yourself in danger.
• I hate knowing there is nothing I can do to bring you back.
"I hate to know that you are didn't stay here"
I wonder how many people assumed the betas were actually Derek's kids?
Like, they don't know him, he's not ~Derek Hale~ he's just a call-in regular who's always polite on the phone, a servers fave, but still, there's some assumptions to be made. Everyone does it, makes guesses about the person who goes with the voice on the phone. The experienced ones can identify a Karen by word one. And it's fun, something to lighten the mood. So, he's calling in a takeout order (the delivery guys love him, always tips over 20) and the server writing down the honestly staggering amount of food can hear noise in the background, laughter and yelling, and Derek stops mid-order, his voice taking on the tone of every parent dealing with an unruly kid.
"Hold on a second - Erica, I swear to God if you jump off there one more time, you will survive the fall, you will not survive me, understand? Yeah, that's what I thought - okay, sorry, where was I?"
And this time he says he'll come pick it up himself, and everyone is expecting a Mark Sloane-type dilf with at least two small kids, based on the background noise alone, and then he shows up, he's just like....a college dude. He's got three teenagers with him. He calls the blonde babe Erica. He tells them they better help carry the bags or they won't get any of the lemon bars Stiles is making (what the hell is a Stiles?) and they listen. He leaves a thirty dollar tip.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
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ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
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STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
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Oh and it’s rainbow skeletons too this is perfect 😂
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IT’S GAY HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
Its barely June!!!!!
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If anyone ever asked him what was his happy thought, Stiles would say the first time he caught Derek smiling for no reason at all. By sheer happiness and joy. To be with Stiles, to have friends, to not have awful things happening in his life for once. And that memory is even more special cause he was there to see it. And he wants to burn it forever in his memory, and to paint it on the walls, but at the same time he wants to keep it for himself, sacred, keep it a secret from everybody else. Cause he knows how much it took for Derek to be this relaxed, to finally allow himself to feel positive things without being overwhelmed by the fear of losing everything, to have everything taken away from him in moments.
“It’s not the current that will drown you. It’s the exhaustion from fighting it.” ― Rebekah Crane
They Are Best Friends And That Makes Me So Normal And Sane
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[Gwaine trying to figure out the OT3]
Gwaine: Why is Merlin always with you two?
Gwen: If Arthur and I don't keep an eye on him, he'll commit crimes.
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Gwaine: Why are you always with Gwen and the princess?
Merlin: Because Arthur has the remarkable ability to attract people who want to kill him. And Gwen is nice to me.
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Gwaine: Why is Merlin always with you two?
Arthur: He's our mistress. Gwen and I share. Matter of fact, I plan on making him Crown Consort.
Gwaine: Are you serious? Why are you telling me this?
Arthur, smiling: Because no one will ever believe you.
Gwaine: Oh, you bastard!
popping up here to tell you to pay attention to what's happening in Turkey. they're on stage 3 of emergency, the highest level.
it's snowing and people don't have homes. shops are all wrecked so there's no way to get supplies. people are still buried in rubble and families are still separated—
additional thought but if your currency is euro or dollars or something similar, then the conversion rate to tl is A LOT so it'll be a big help. a single dollar counts! here are some reliable twitter links for donations—
for once again. two devastating earthquakes happened in turkey and people need your help. it's been 3 days and there are still people buried alive and about to die any minute but you can save them.
1. DON'T DONATE to kızılay.org (red cross) > why? because although they're a legit government organization, they've been pocketing donations and earthquake taxes since 1999 gölcük earthquake. there are thousands of articles about them on the internet and every turkish people asks the same question: "what happened to the earthquake special taxes in turkey?"
2. DONATE TO
Ahbap Charity (charity of Turkish singer and philanthropist Haluk Levent, very reliable person) > https://ahbap.org/disasters-turkey
Haytap Animal Rights Federation (for animals affected by the earthquake) > https://fonzip.com/haytap/bagis
AFAD (Disaster and Emergency Management Presidency) > https://en.afad.gov.tr/earthquake-donation-accounts
1 dollar = 18 liras / 1 euro = 20 liras