Regulus: *taking off his millions of rings and mumbling angrily to himself*
James: hey, what's going on?
Remus: he wanted to hold my hand
Regulus, aggressively yanking the rings off: stupid fucking wolf-boy with his stupid fucking silver intolerance, why can't my life be easy just for on-
James: I'll leave you to it
explaining my headcanons for the dynamics between rosestarkillerchaser
because i need to post on tumblr more often
(imagine this in an au where either the whole voldy thing doesn’t happen or Reg, Evan, and Barty don’t become death eaters)
rosestar (Evan/Reg) — such a power couple, honestly, i love them. definitely childhood friends to lovers, with countless nights of deep conversations under the stars where they confess (most of) their deepest secrets (because they know they can be vulnerable and raw with each other) and accidentally fall asleep and wake up to tangled limbs and beadheads and butterflies. they absolutely deny their feelings for each other for as long as they possibly can, because they both already have complicated feelings for James and Barty, neither of them need yet another complicated relationship to add to the list, but then one day they get sick of it, sick of everything, and confess to each other at basically the exact time and then laugh about it until they cry tears of happiness and relief and then CUDDLES!!!!!!!
rosekiller (Evan/Barty) — best friends to ‘best friends’ with lingering glances to ‘best friends’ with constant tension-fueled arguments and angst to ‘best friends’ who don’t speak to each other for three weeks because Evan angrily confessed his love in an argument and Barty has commitment issues. basically they drive each other and all their friends insane until Regulus has to step in and talk to them both, which doesn’t work, but then James uses his prank-pulling wisdom to lock them in a classroom together for hours until they finally make out and yetttttt they still manage to deny anything because they’re just Like That and continue to avoid each other for another month or two and then proceed to go back to ‘friendship’ except they can barely look each other in the eye and definitely cannot hold a conversation or be left in a room alone together, until one day Something Tragic happens to one of them and they finally realise that life is too short and blah blah blah blah blah. happy ever after and all that. (i love them so much)
rosechaser (Evan/James) — think stereotypical nerdy teen girl has a crush on the jock in the year above her trope, except make it gay :) Evan absolutely had a crush on James from the start of his first year (James’ second), but James barely knows he exists until one day during Evan’s fifth/James’ sixth Evan punches Snape in the face right there in the great hall and suddenly James is obsessed. Evan ends up in detention for it, and he happens to share said detention with James, to his absolute horror. he spends the first half of it staring stadfast at his table, trying to control his blush, until whatever teacher they’re with gets distracted, and James immediately turns around to congratulate him on his feat of giving ‘Snivellus’ a bloody nose, and Evan feels frozen to the spot, desperately thinking of something to say back, but thankfully the teacher calls ‘Potter!’ and James has to turn back around. but never fear—he continues to pester Evan into some strange friendship over the next few weeks, not at all picking up on Evan’s blushing and awkwardness, and this friendship eventually evolves into something else.
starkiller (Reg/Barty) — i think they disliked each other at first, because they’re both very jealous and competitive creatures who wanted Evan to themselves and felt threatened by the other, and poor Evan had an awkward time being friends with two people who couldnt hold a conversation without insulting each other every two seconds, and tbh they never grew out of that, but they did eventually (maybe sometime during third year?) bond over their mutual hatred of one James Potter, which grew into a very competitive friendship (they stubbornly refused to call it a friendship for at least a year, of course, but nobody believed them) and then around fifth year they start ‘fake’ flirting, which they eventually turn into a competition (because they turn everything into a competition) of who can get the other the most flustered, and you can see where this is going ehehehhhhhh…
starchaser (Reg/James) — oh boy oh boy oh boy. i’ll try to keep this one short simply because there is so much jegulus out there already (i love it though omg). Regulus hates James. hates him, because he’s sweet and he’s kind and he’s sunshine and he’s everything Reg isn’t and he took Sirius away from him. but poor James is just over here oblivious, just trying to befriend a pretty boy who’s mean to him for no apparent reasonnnn. so basically the one-sided enemies to lovers jegulus that we all know and love. eventually they become sort-of friends and oop, here comes the mutual pining.
killerchaser (Barty/James) — rivals to lovers. they hate each other. they HATE each other with a PASSION, and they’re always, always trying to outprank each other and make everything into a competition, including schoolwork, quidditch, and their mutual hatred for Snape. oh and lets not forget the feelings that they both have for Reg and Evan. this particularly comes to a head when James starts to get closer to both Evan and Reg during his sixth, and Barty gets insanely jealous, which leads to that whole year being just agony for both their friend groups. at the start of his seventh, however, James decides to ‘be the bigger person’ and basically ignore Barty for six months, driving him absolutely insane. he does everything he can to get on James’ nerves, to piss him off, to just get his attention. halfway through seventh, James just snaps and maybe, idk, pins Barty up against the wall or something…and then they both have crises at the same exact time and James spends the next two months trying to get Barty to go on a date with him and voila!
anyway these are just my headcanons but i would adore it if you told me yours :))) (pretty please with a cherry on top?)
“We’ll be together,” Tom had coo, knowing that she would be afraid. “Forever.”
No one would separate them, not even Death itself. He’d known as soon as he set eyes on her that she would be his Lady, the only one that he would kneel before, just as she would perch on his lap while sharing his throne.
Hermione was the only one he allowed in, the only one who had a chance of understanding him.
Friend: How bad do you feel? From 1 to 10?
Me: How much does it count if I'm searching a fix-it AUs fics mostly with time travel?
Friend: 20. I call the police and doctors. And pizza
Made this to clear up some misconceptions I’ve been seeing a lot on twitter!
Anonymous asked:
Captain Canary 🩹🚪🛏 please?
🩹 tending to each other's wounds
🚪 showing up at the other's door, needing comfort
🛏 only one bed
This one got a bit out of hand.
Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27544165/chapters/100607037
Sara rubs at her shoulder as she drags herself down the hall of the barracks. It’s late, and everyone – for lack of a better term – is wiped. Wiped and defeated. Sure, they were successful in taking out the Time Masters, and that was no small feat. But for their efforts they have lost Kendra, Carter for a second time, and any intel they did have on Savage throughout history. Not to mention they came way, way, too close to losing more.
When she reaches the door she’s been coming for she knocks softly. “Leonard?”
I would like to know when we decided that Mary was the half-sister to Sirius and Regulus.
What meeting did I miss and what fanfiction do I need to read?
All I needed was hus birthday and I'm going to end up down a rabbit hole to try and figure this out.
Damp Cave By The Sea | Tomione
A/N: I suppose there’s some mild somnophilia here. Mayhaps, inadvertent allusions to Sleeping Beauty or Beauty and the Beast. My depraved mind was almost too indifferent to tell the difference.