there are some autistic “traits” that people find really annoying but that are inherently kind

like overexplaining. a lot of autistic people didn’t have certain things explained to them because “everyone knows that.” so when an autistic person overexplains something it’s not because they think you’re stupid it’s because they know how it feels for someone to assume you know something you don’t and just not ever explain how or why. it’s a kindness. autistic people aren’t annoying or stupid for this. they’re kind.

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Buy her lemonade and then fuck the lemonade

Butches 💕

Papa Murphy's Law

If Anything Can Go On A Pizza It Will

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

they are waiting me to finish googling something

yogur time

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

I promise the mentally ill disabled drug addict screaming at nothing is having a worse day than you are. You are not a victim for simply witnessing them. Be kind

“but they’re scary”

you know what’s scary? being mentally ill and homeless

keep walking and leave them alone

it is a legitimate travesty that autistic people aren't given the resources to live life as brilliant artists and instead have to play autistic death hell capitalism and get yelled at by dickheads

The man doesn't want you to see the bunny be violent and beautiful and also her boyfriend has huge tits and (balls sometimes) and there's fairies and death rays and penguin hitler.

What

You'll never know unless a lot of things change.

Thats fair

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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

why do you hate women

I think that in real life…. Relationships r like . Your partner WILL ‘trauma dump’ on you. You will have to perform ‘emotional labor’ for your partner. Your partner will make mistakes. You will also do all of these things. The very nature of love is irrational and problematic and difficult …. To expect a relationship to be free of these things is strange to me…. The point is that your relationship to that person is ultimately worth it, and worth growing with them, helping each other, seeing the worst parts of another person and being able to love them anyway