cool sticker I found on the street
very cool
had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3
imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now
Literally the funniest thing I've read in an article in a very long while like. Oh no, gemmologists are PANICKING!
hot take: jewelry is fucking stupid. Not as in like, people who own jewelry and use it as heirlooms but rather the entire industry. Sitting on rocks and hoarding them to make them more valuable, pushing out purer crystals by stating that the defects from them being mined naturally is what truly makes them pretty. Jewels are some of the worst things in this world when it comes to just pure greed and theft. It is one of those things in our society where it is so ingrained into our fucking heads (this past century) that we need to give a special rock to our loved ones otherwise we don't love them.
No grow up, it's fucking stupid. I would be SO SO mad if my significant other gave me some expensive piece of rock from someone like Kay jewelers that cost as much as a fucking car. No, that's just not what I desire. I think that a lot of hobbyist jewelists are cool and I would much rather make our own rings and bracelets together than spend 5 minutes at some shitty overpriced scam store.
The feminine urge to switch between talking about pop culture and mainstream feminism and radical anarchism and solarpunk
need me a bad bitch necromancer so i can die from snu snu just to be forced right back into it
my peetnis feels good when I touch it
so real
have we tested the effects of other people touching the peetnis ?
come try it
as a leading expert on the field of boykissing, how do you think this new wave of hypnotized boykissers will effect our smaller mommy gf transgirls desperately in need of cute boys to kiss?
not sure who told u i was an expert, i just walked into a boykissing lab one day and they let me in. all i know is MORE FOR ME BABYY LMAOOOO
modders be like: "this here is a beauty pack for female characters!" *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*
BONUS: Because this is my first post that reached 100+ notes I will thank you all with one of the lovely images that inspired this post
i'm sorry.
I don't play Fallout so I had to look up what ED-E looks like:
*gags*
Sitting on her.
#someone should draw this with zacian and zamamenta or whatever the other one is called
HERE YOU GO BOSS
Are there bee people on this website? I need advice about some bumblebees. They keep visiting my bathroom and idk what to do, I used to try taking them outside but they keep showing back up. I’m worried about them.
Unironically, girlie the best advice I can give you is to see whether or not you can call over a local beekeeper. I know that during COVID there was some uncertainty about this but there's a lot of local beekeepers who may be willing to help relocate the bees for free or very cheap.
Bees gon :( after the last couple died they stopped showing up, still don't know how they made it in or if they'd been hiding somewhere but I haven't seen any since, thanks though :(
so, you may have just had a swarm of bees. bees will swarm up sometimes before moving on nothing to be alarmed about :3
mousegirl gf who spends all night gaming. you thought she came to bed, but you find her by the computer, eyes bloodshot with a can of redbull with a silly straw in it. Turns out she got really into the lesbian animal game and didnt want to stop.
Just saw a middleaged straight couple making out right in the middle of the train station. Disgusting. I don't mind people being straight but at least keep that stuff at home
lmao tumblr letting their users choose whether or not they want their likes to be public but then pulling a twitter 2.0 and showing your likes on your followers’ dashboards and specially saying who liked the posts in their new update, without the users’ consent or a way to turn it off, is actually pretty insane.
like how many times to we — the users — have to tell them we don’t want tumblr to be like any other social media platforms and that tumblr’s being different than twitter, instagram, tiktok is actually what makes us stay on this silly little site.
respectfully @staff you’re driving your users away. stop trying to “fix” things that are good and don’t need to be fixed. we want tumblr to be tumblr. we don’t want the site to be twitter or instagram 2.0
hi tumblr here's a vesseline I made a while ago :) (vessel and madeline except. both)
