friday the 13th is happening yet again this year folks and this time it's during october.. and isn't that the sexiest thing

‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.

[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

I got a rainbow bracelet and I said ‘haha look its gay like me!’ And my step mom flipped out and started saying “UMMMMMM Its a bracelet???? It can’t be gay, things CANT be gay”

Did I strike a sensitive, hetero nerve Pamela? lmfao

Straights: this is a girl cup and this is a boy cup and you can tell because of their colors and look! They’re in love!:))) U: ha ha gay bracelet Straights: ITS A BRACELET ITS AN INANIMATE OBJECT IT CANT HAVE A SEXUALITY

when ur mom randomly freaks out on you for no reason

if ur rich and feel like spoiling a total stranger on the internet u need to speak tf up

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

Need

You can get it here!

What about one that says I’m bi?

There is one like that too

What about other sexualities?

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

okay but where’s my “I’m ????” tee at?

Right here 

My ‘I’m queer’ shirt came in and I absolutely love it

Just got my “I’m Lesbian” shirt and I’m wearing it tomorrow

I got my I’m Queer tee last weekend and then wore it while spending time with my mom. When she noticed it she was like “but you’re not??” And I told her “actually…”

And she proceeded to ask questions about LGBT+ and me and all the things she didn’t understand and she didn’t treat me any differently and it was the best day in years

your anxiety is lying to you. you are loved and going to be okay.

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

Babadook was an annoying but palatable joke but it’s very evident now that gay relationships are still seen as frivolous entertainment 

also like the babadook meme was born out of a technical mistake on Netflix, this is just borderline projecting how straight ppl see gay ppl lol creepy and predatory towards kids

I knew something didn’t sit right with me about this new ‘meme’

to further add to how wrong this is, in the book pennywise is introduced by reveling in the deaths of two men who were killed for being gay based on a real crime that happened in Maine. like please people… let’s not do this. just putting this PSA out here so i don’t have to @ anyone for posting this meme in the future!