When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???
triprobellant-deactivated201709
i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable
Have we tried turning 2020 off and back on again?
with all this coronavirus shit going on remember to support local asian owned business. theyre losing money and business because of racism and xenophobia. ive seen stories of staff giving people extra things as thank you because theyre so grateful for customers and its horrifying and sad. support local asian owned businesses always, but especially now.
The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start
Source: reddit.com
asdfgh654x-deactivated20181011
if you follow me but aren’t a little in love with me rethink that
in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude
this is literally the plot of iron man
someday i will climb a tree and never come back down
Paul rudd is so amazing!!!!!
I’ve never seen this actual video
Context makes it more baffleing????????
why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!
I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.
I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.
Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and
Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.
W-what????????’
WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????
You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.
yeeeem
hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked
sherlockisthenight
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
should i get my life together or should i just keep being sexy and chaotic
sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy
making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever
as a species I don't feel that we were meant to fill out complicated forms and documents
it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?
