@no-ones-beautiful-little-fool
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.
Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
You will succeed. It is inevitable.
You’re gonna be happy. Get used to it.
And to think 11 years later it happened
how i drive in every video game
When you aggro the entire dungeon as your run through
I’ve watched this video four times I just realized this happens in AN AIRPORT
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??
reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion
I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.
why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters
OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE
Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy
Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.
Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.
I hope love, health, inner peace, strong friendships and wealth find you in 2019!
I hope patience and perseverance finds you in 2019
I hope tranquility and fullness finds you in 2019
I hope those good things you’ve been hoping for show themselves in 2019
I hope you’ll get the support and caring you need in 2019
I hope love, health and abundance of only positive things finds you in 2019
Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)
Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:
Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.
I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).
And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.
It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.
This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it
He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh
he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on
please take a moment to appreciate the whole setup of this interview. there is so much RAW energy here i don’t even know what kind
good morning
the song is Woman for everybody asking
literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!
me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!
This is a call out.
Both are good!
Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!
Who showers in their underwear?
Show us the cartoon dick you cowards
can the new thing please be putting quotes from the chilling adventures of sabrina over screencaps from sabrina the teenage witch?
I definitely read this in her voice
