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@no-one-told-you-life-was-gay

Thank you bliz for the word Xembo, which I am My pronouns are xey/xem/xir! (like they/them/their)! 18+ and counting. Nicknames go from Gaylife to G. Currently trying out the name Con. (yes I know my name is right here)
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Fic List

Dabi, Stop Stealing My Bed (shigadabi, Dabi is a cuddly bastard who won’t admit it)

Little Bacon Bits without the Bacon (Degage the Dabi, make him cry, Compress in dad mode and Kurogiri wins team mom award with one line)

Cats And Brats (Bakudeku, I turned Midoryia into a cat with his quirk and zero memories. Multichapter, 2/?)

One Paw Before The Other (werewolf au, Bakugou and Deku being friends, Kirishima is there too, more to come. Multichapter 4/?)

Bakudeku Cuddles (In which I give them both trauma and hugs, one shot. Bakudeku)

Series;

Ground Groundzero (In which I give Bakugou hugs)

Iikiribaku (Iida/Kirishima/Bakugou)

Below is discord emojis I use (basically for me to keep track)

#grounding groundzero#iikiribaku#my fics#bakudeku#shigadabi#I really should write more#my ao3
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beemovieerotica

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

  • They are all 3 sentences long
  • Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
  • Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
  • No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
  • The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

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astraldemise

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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astraldemise

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

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astraldemise

like this

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rcris123

I GOT YOU!! ✨✨✨