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hello there

@no-one-probably

Random account where I reblog random stuff and sometimes post

got dunked in the vaccines as a baby but they were holding me by my heel so i've got this one foot that's still a neurotypical cishet man. i should play sports with it or something.

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My request is just Danny being a lil silly. A bit goofy, if you will. A little shenaniganing, perhaps.

He silly goofied so hard his parents aren’t the only family members who want to kill him now

As a fellow eldest sibling I really wonder how Jazz survives while having this menace of a little brother

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I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

You didn’t answer the key question things brings up: did she popularize the trope before or after the would-be butler tried to kill her?

according to wikipedia, before

There’s something glorious about the fact that the author who popularised “the butler did it” had a servant who a) failed to become the butler and then b) failed to do it.

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If he’d been butler material, he’d have finished the job.

They all have small variations, but I tried taking some BG images that were posted, and the portraits, and update my brush set a little bit. There are a few more with some variations, and I also added the ones I use to shade by BGs, but I figured I would share with community and hopefully there are some you like in here :) (Brushes are for Clip Studio Paint by the way !)

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made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

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Three blind mice.

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also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

what is thilf??? Them I’d Like To Fuck? 

what’s a Thranduil?? is this gen z slang?

NOOOO NOT THE NICHOLAS CAGE ELF

for a solid half second I forgot hair dye was a thing & thought you were saying I could kill myself if I didnt like grey hair

ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows

Are you suggesting most people don’t have eyebrows?

please you have to understand