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welcome. I will dump my personal life on too you and prepare for your charaters to be projected on . my ships make ko sense and I ship everything that isn't pedophilic so be prepared for that. all of my fandoms are just to fill the hole in my dial and nothing more. have a lovely day. fandoms Harry Potter Percy Jackson MHA death note six of Crows
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the Crows as stupid shit I've done

Kaz: gender? I don't fucking know genders for poor people

*takes sip of juice*

*emeditly starts chocking on it having to spit it back into cup*

Kaz:

*takes a sip of it again*

Kaz: anyways yeah

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*inej leaning of bed faking falling*

*proceds to atchualy fall almost breaking her neck*

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Jan: how you keep getting out of school I'll never know

Wylan: yeah no weird

Wylan internally: I sold my soul to the devil by mistake

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*Jesper reads smut in the middle of a classroom*

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Kaz *looking at a crowded gas station" : what is this?

Nina : a massive orgy

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*ends up getting out of school again by pure luck*

kaz internally: damn selling my soul to the devil was great

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*in the middle of a completely normal conversation out of nowhere*

Wylan: I've been considering sending myself to a mental hospital

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Jesper: I can't have any fun

Inej: not letting you throw rocks at a river is not letting you have any fun

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Jesper: wanna bet to see if I can throw this rock from this high up

Matthias: no I don't gamble

Jesper: then whats the point of doing it

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*rembets wanting to torcher classmate as a kid and was close to commiting murder.*

Nina: I think I might be mental ill

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"talking about a dog*

Nina: pretty. Gorgeous. Baby. Must protect at all costs. Wants to murder everything on sight

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*hears some high pitch yelling thinks it's one of her friends is not Shure.*

Inej: does a short high pitch scream

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*wylan making high pitched noises as a voical stim*

wylan:im like a dog

kaz: what? you know what i dont want to know. i dont want to know

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*name shows up on board showing its time for him to leave*

matthias: oh thank god i hate all of you

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*in the middle of a school with small children*

nina: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck

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pecka rollins or jan van eck; respecfully go kill yourself

wylan or kaz: oh i just might

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kaz: the country of africa

wylan: oh yes the country of africa. i love the africa its my avorite city

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*jesper drawing the russian flag on a school banner while giggling*

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inej: wylan do you have my ruler?

wylan: no i dont

*everyone turns to look at him*

wylan: i don't. i'm a theif but i'm honest when i steal

matthias:just don't steal

#Kaz and Jesper
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I know there not. But I love the idea of Naruto's scars not being a natural thing and rather scars. I dunno I just love the concept of that.

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hashirama '"no one touches him!" n proceeding to almost fucking kill himself just bc madara told him to' senju vs naruto '"don't talk about sasuke like you own him! especially in front of me!" n then going beast mode just bc orochimaru said sasuke was his' uzumaki

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You can't be gay and insane dude pick a struggle/j

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Naruto kakegurui au

Because I'm bored halfway threw Shippuden and feel like starting shit. Anyways roles mother fucker

Madara: president

Izuna: vp. Not because he's good at leadership roles. But because he's the only one who can almost control Madara.

Kazuku: finance manager. Never gambles. Ever.

Hidan: I literally don't know. Like he gambles and is on the student council. He also doesn't have a tongue In this au. Madara ripped it out because of the amount of money he owed him

Naruto: house pet.

Tsunade: house pet

Hashirama: student became a house pet twice tho

Tobirama: student became a house pet once

Sasuke: house pet

Sakura: student/nurse Doesn't gamble but for certain high stake games is present Incase things get violent

Deidara: what's the name of those people who keep the games fair and are nuetral. He's those. Most because it's even more buetiful when everything blows up in the losing person's face when they had a chance of winning but just wasn't enough. Before that he gambled and became a house pet sooo many times hus parents disowned him because of the amount of dept he put them in

Neji: house pet.

Hinata: on the student council

Obito: on the student council

Sasori: student

Pain: was on the student council

Konan: was on the student council. House pet. Played a game on pains behalf and ended up loosing badly

Orochimaru: formerly on student council not just does their own thing

#Naruto kakegurui au
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I would like to say a nice big "fuck you" to whoever made "Loki's actually 16 uwu" the largely accepted fanon because I've already pointed out in my fic that Loki is not 16 physically, mentally, or emotionally, and I still get comments about how Loki's just a teenager 😭😭

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Bro I have to type that tag in To get to those fics and there are still so little of them. Tf are you doing? How did you get that audience? Do they have any fics? Like bruh what are you doing that I'm not?

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Hey there!! Leo was my first fictional crush ever so I think it's very important I write some headcanons for him. Enjoy!

  • He gets insecure a lot. He doesn’t think he’s good enough to be dating you.
  • He treats you like the goddess you are (wait, are we allowed to say that?) to make sure you won’t slip away from him, and just because he thinks you deserve it.
  • You and I both know you’re not slipping away from him, but sometimes he gets scared that you will. Like genuinely scared.
  • He makes you things a lot! He tinkers a lot so sometimes he just makes you random little things to show his appreciation or literally for no reason at all.
  • Lots of little surprises! Picnics on the beach, new inventions, a ride on Festus. With Leo, there’s never a dull moment.
  • He’s really warm, so he’s like, the best cuddle buddy ever.
  • When he gets nervous/flustered his nose catches on fire and he gets really embarrassed by it but you think it’s cute.
  • He loves showing you off (because no one thought he would get a girlfriend), so he loves PDA. As much as you’ll allow.
  • Just don’t like, try to make out with him in public. He will get super awkward.
  • But he loves holding your hand, hugging you, kissing you, wrapping an arm around your waist, hugging you from behind, etc.
  • He has abandonment issues, so he’s really clingy and almost always has to be touching you in some way. Please don’t be annoyed by it, he just really loves you and you make him feel safe 🥺
  • People often get annoyed with him because he will talk about you constantly. Like, they get it, he loves you, and they do too, you’re great! But holy Hera! Give it a rest, buddy!
  • If you two get into an argument, he will be really stubborn and think he’s right, but then he’ll go tinker in Bunker Nine for a while.
  • He’ll sulk and be upset for a bit, but then he’ll realize that it was a stupid fight and he can’t lose you over it.
  • He will always be the first to apologize, even if he knows he’s right, because he loves you and he really is sorry.
  • After a fight he thinks he’s going to lose you. Obviously you love him so he won’t, but it goes back to the insecurity thing.
  • Kisses are so warm and loving. He just adores you so much and he shows you with every smooch 🥺
  • He calls you “mi amor” which is kinda hot tho 😳
  • You call him a variety of stupid ‘son of Hephaestus’ themed nicknames, such as: repair boy, hammer head, fire boy, hot stuff, commander tool belt, etc.
  • Sometimes you’ll call him bad boy supreme or the super sized mcshizzle to make him laugh.
  • He thinks you’re seriously so beautiful. He genuinely thinks you could be mistaken for a goddess.
  • Slow dancing together in Bunker Nine.
  • He would use dumb pickup lines on you, even after you’ve been dating for years.
  • He’ll pout when he wants cuddles or kisses or something. It’s both cute and annoying.
  • Helping him with projects in Bunker Nine or the Engine Room of the Argo II. This would include handing him things, him teaching you things, keeping him company.
  • Making sure he takes breaks to eat, sleep, and drink water.
  • Helping him through rough patches and comforting him when he’s especially sad.
  • Accompanying him to his mother’s grave and holding him when he cries.
  • If you’re sad, he’ll become the softest and most caring boyfriend ever. He’ll try to talk to you about it, but if you don’t want to talk he’ll just hold you and give you little kisses to help you feel better.
  • If you cry, he will panic on the inside. On the outside he keeps his composure to try to help you through it, but just know that he’s panicking inside.
  • He will wipe your tears and be so gentle and sweet because he just loves you so much and he hates seeing you cry.
  • When you’re starting to feel better, he’ll make stupid jokes to get you to laugh. Often times they’re at his own expense.
  • He can’t have his princesa sad :(
  • You’re his everything. The reason he smiles and laughs, the reason he cries, the reason he’s thankful to be alive. You’re the reason he gets up in the morning. You’re his whole world and he feels like he owes you his life.
  • He’s such a simp for you but he couldn’t be happier or more in love.
  • He used to be the seventh wheel. He used to feel unwanted and unneeded. He used to feel left out and forgotten, but he doesn’t anymore. Thanks to you.
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Does the “electronics attract monsters” include TVs? And other electronics that aren’t portable?

If a demigod uses a smart TV, so they get swarmed by monsters?

But like- “Hey Google, what’s the weather for toda-“ *a monster breaks down the door*

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Children of Zeus

An incomplete list of random headcanons I have about the children of Zeus

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  • All of them have an authoritative aura to them, even if they don’t realis it. This may be the same across the big three, but the aura is more instilled into the children of Zeus rather than coming naturally. 
  • The younger child is often more favoured than the elder. Thalia and Jason were an exception as 1) they are of the same mortal parent, 2) Jason’s Roman. But during the ancient times, and in WWII as well, the youngest child of Zeus at the time received the most love. 
  • All of Zeus’ children possess something a little related to electricity or the sky. 

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11 random pjo head-cannons

  • Percy has really neat handwriting and Anabeth’s is practically in code.
  • There is a shrine to Rachel’s hair brush somewhere.
  • There’s a weekly quest to the nearest convenience store, their prophecy is a very dramatic shopping list.
  • Mr D has cursive hand writing and his notes get passed around until someone can decipher it or they give up and ask Chiron. Mr D knows and makes it more swirly every time someone complains.
  • Every few years someone suggests a camp spelling-bee and Chiron just gives them a look.
  • It’s a well known fact that Nico is the best teacher for a variety of bladed weapons.
  • Will won’t heal an injury if he’s warned someone not to do something and they did it anyway and got hurt. He’s petty like that.
  • The Hermies’ cabin holds grudges for upwards of a decade, it’s terrifying. 
  • The Athena cabin has a dart board with Poseidon on it just to annoy Percy because of his and Athena’s feud.
  • There is a secret trade of nokia bricks which are not to be used outside of camp boarders. [the Stolls and Leo run it]
  • Rachel runs a swap shop when she’s at camp, she uses her Dad’s money, he didn’t notice.
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Morgana and Arthur both have a crush on Gwen and are now standing on top of the castle.

Watching, as Gwen is in the courtyard, being flirted with by Gwaine.

Arthur: she could do better.

Merlin: yeah, too bad she's not royalty. *Playing at Arthur's inner struggles.*

Morgana: coward! *Throws potatoe at Gwaine's head.

Gwaine: ouch! *Looks up*

Morgana: Hands off, she's mine!

Arthur: 'Gana! She's beneath your station, too!!!

Morgana: you're beneath my station! I'll fight this kingdom for her hand, you cannot Stop me!

Gwaine: oh damn. I do like HER. How about it. The three of us going on a double date.

Gwen: *blushes* double?

Gwaine: yeah, maybe Merlin's Interested.

Merlin: *blushes*

Arthur: now hold on a second

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I legitimately cannot fathom how anyone could watch Merlin with a heterosexual takeaway. I read the interviews, I read the writer’s commentary, I read the votes on Reddit. I cannot fathom how you could watch this show and be like “Yes those men are straight and those women are also straight.” Like, I swear some people just do not watch tv shows. If you cut all of the staring and hugging and soft dialogue and cute banter out of the show, and only left the action and exposition, the entire show would be like 10 minutes long.

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I rlly don't like the idea of merlin being alone for eternity so I imagine morgana came back and like admitted she was under a spell by morgause or smth and they become best friends.

I loved their relationship in the earlier seasons and I was so upset when they never made amends so I am forcing the immortal friendship onto Tumblr

I will now being making posts abt this

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*vibrating with excitement* I had this idea that when all the characters "rise again" from death that they don't come back all at once. Those with magic come back first (Gaius, Mordred, etc) and those with powerful magic much sooner than those with lesser magical talent. So Morgana comes back really soon, only a couple decades, maybe a century or two after she died. It takes a while, but then she and Merlin become this immortal power duo (friends/frenemies/lovers, who cares, you decide) who just party through the centuries until finally Arthur comes back. I have more posts about this somewhere pretty sure.