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asian glossy starlings are severely under utilised Scary Birds. I see crows and ravens and vultures where is the love for these freaks

oohhh you want to put them in your art so bad oooohh

@crimsonchaos

Due to a pact between your family and an immortal businessman, the man keeps your family wealthy throughout the generations in exchange of safeguarding his immortal pet snail from escaping. You have just inherited the sole responsibility of being its guardian for the rest of your life.

i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it

See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”

The process:

hot. next question

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

You will

He’ll do it personally

I love this site.

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

Which is why it’s important to not be mean.

Their cult teaches them that the world is full of scary monster people who hate them for being so good and loved by god. If you swear at them and call them names or get in their face you’re just doing the cults work for it.

I’m not saying you have to listen to their presentation or try to debate them (and really getting into a debate without thoroughly understanding what they’re being taught will just make things worse)… I am just saying to be polite and say no thank you like if they were trying to hand you a flyer for something you don’t care about.

It’s easier for them to see the world outside their bubble as less scary if they see everyday people just going about their business and being as nice to them as you are to everyone else. This goes doubly for anyone who happens to dress modestly, not swear, and not drink or smoke because whatever you believe, they’ll see you as a “good” person who happens to strangely have no interest in their “message”, and that might be enough to get some curious about the possibility of themselves living in the real world.

It’s sometimes hard to be nice to people who seem to represent something you dislike. Just remember these “elders” are sheltered young men, some of which are getting their first real contact with people of other/no faiths.

They are not your enemy. They are victims.

Next viral tumblr blorbo: giant old as fuck tadpole

“LIKE” to vote for Old As Fuck Tadpole

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

Except the upper fin is smaller than the lower fin. So that means the perspective is angled. This is a whale.

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

[ID: A photo taken at late afternoon in a city. Above an office building is a cloud which looks very much like a shark or whale. End ID]

Clouds that look like Captain Ahab & Quint from Jaws start fighting over it

This is why I love this hellsite. Look at us, exciedly talking about sky sharks.

This... is sobering.

(And I'm sorry, but also dreadfully funny in that particular "I'm A Former Medical/Nursing Person And I'd Have Given Serious Money To Be There And See This Happening Live" sort of way.)

it is fucking critical that gen z kids rediscover the idea of posers

posers AND sell outs !!!!!!

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

i forgot that american states exist, so for a moment i was living in a world where this was done by that ice tea company

meditations on the odyssey

YOU SURE ARE KILLING THAT SNAKE RODNEY, GOOD JOB

What the heck kind of bird is that?? (Also I hate that I had to stop for a second to ponder if the whole thing might be an AI fake somehow. The future is gonna be weird, man.)

Its a secretary bird! they are super rad and do look like some kind of dinosaur or elaborate puppet creation.

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER

what the fuck is going on

On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though

What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.

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WAIT! DEUTERANOMALY AND PROTANOMALY IS THE SAME! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?????

The deuteranomaly and protanomaly ones are very similar but they are different. The purple section ranges out a little farther to the right in the protanomaly one. Not seeing the difference between might not indicate color blindness but rather difficulty with color differentiation.

Or just not noticing.

Because once you pointed it out, it was obvious, but I missed it the first two times. And every time I have had my color vision tested I have been told it’s EXCELLENT. So I just didn’t notice that small difference. Like one of those “spot the difference!” games.

“ There is no written standard for Household Pets, although the CFA Show Rules state that they may NOT be declawed, and if they are over eight(8) months of age they must be neutered or spayed. They are judged instead for their uniqueness, pleasing appearance, unusual markings, and sweet dispositions. Each household pet reflecting good health and vitality receives a Merit award (red/white), and at the end of the judging, the best Household Pets are introduced in a final.” im also losing it over this picture of a teenager with their incredibly cute cat wearing braces and a thrasher sweater on the CFA website:

Sauce rice (saucy rice, rice with sauce) may be one of the most universally satisfying things humans have invented in their storied history

Most things I like to eat involve rice. Also I refuse to use a rice maker. It just seems unnecessary. Like, imagine if there was a machine that only worked for one food, and yeah, it did it well each time, but like, it wasn't useful for anything else, and you could do what it did on the stove with only slightly more effort.

I just don't like the space a rice maker takes up vs. a smol pot.

Mr & Mrs Drowner

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Why does this go hard actually

this hit me at just the right junction of the bored and tired part of my day I’ve listened to it on repeat like 60 times. also it’s just a banger

Get reverse skinamarinked, idiot

I wish I could write this well

#at this point i don’t know what’s cocomelon and i’m too scared to ask

You absolutely should be scared to learn of cocomelon.

@no-lo-lo

If you got problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but JJ ain't one.