tony soprano could've built a meth empire but walter white couldn't have gone to therapy

Illustration of Mario yelling at Luigi for breaking his mug, from an officially licensed 1995 Mario picture book from Japan. Note the sun being saddened by the scene in the background.

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Fińàncial Harm

they need to make noise canceling headphones that are comfortable when you lay on your side in fetal position

kutner with the steel chair. also not pictured: them ignoring him and actually discussing the case

His Favorite

still not over the absolutely insane conspiracy theory from my dad, who informed me that "the blacks and mexicans" in the usa were going to all team up and join hamas because "they" were going to convince them that they're oppressed and to wipe out america together

this man genuinely belives in an evil minority avengers.

Oh damn Macklemore is speaking at the Free Palestine rally

Concerned Ape knows what's up

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

Performance anxiety

He would do numbers on tumblr wth

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Stupid dumb little comic

in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

a poem for sterling at 3am:

black cat

on the dark floor

at night

I didn’t mean to trip on you

and I’m sorry

me looking at myself on Zoom while the other person is talking

having adhd is like "fuck, it's half past noon. that pretty much means it's one o'clock. that means it's lunchtime. that means it's pretty much three. that means it's almost five o'clock, and that means the day is pretty much over and i don't have time for any of the things i was going to do today :( time to scroll aimlessly through social media until bedtime"

this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.

I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.