please watch dirk gently’s on netflix
[visibly vibrating with excitement] what? oh the sneak peek of the socially distanced dirk short? yeah i saw it
Catch me posting to this random side blog out of the blue, seeing reblog notifications, then realizing I actually have followers because I had some how forgotten how obsessed I was with this fandom in 2017 and am now sad about it again. Dirk, I miss you bro.
dirk presenting the solution to the cardenas case like
Dirk: I quit being a detective!
The universe:
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thinking about dirk waking up at like 5 am the day after easter to buy half priced easter candy and todd waking up hours later and ambling to the kitchen half awake for his coffee only to stop dead in his tracks because there is an actual fucking mountain of chocolate rabbits on the table and dirk’s already eaten 4.
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a few hours later todd comes into the living room for his laptop and sees dirk sprawled out on the couch with a hand thrown dramatically over his face as the kitten sits atop his chest, purring contentedly.
“dirk?” he says, “are you ok?”
dirk moans, and then replies
todd, blessedly, waits to tell dirk he told him so until much later in the evening.
Didn’t realise how weird of a fan I was of dghda until I was watching it with friends and my friend pointed out that I was mouthing every word.
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things what the dghda fandom agree on probably
- nobody is straight
- literally
- nobody
- amanda is a fucking queen
- farah could kick anyone’s ass and they would probably thank her??
- ken’s s2 arc was,,, not good
- everyone loves the gay princes
- bart is a sweet and beautiful murder child and we love her very much
- dirk is a Gay Man™️
- bi brotzmans ftw
- estevez and zimmerfield: ghost cops
- dirk needs a pink jacket
In Dirk Gently’s fandom we don’t say “I don’t know what I’m doing”, we say “I always end up exactly where I need to be despite the fact it’s rarely where I intended to go” and I think that’s beautiful.
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In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I love you” we say “because I’m your friend” and I think that’s beautiful
In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I know” we say “I’m WILDLY aware”
In Dirk Gently fandom we don’t hug people to comfort them. We poke them slightly awkwardly with one finger.
In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t threaten to kill people, we just walk past them and watch them drop dead, and I think that’s beautiful
In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I would die for you” we say “try not to get shot in it” and I think that’s beautiful
in the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I’m claustrophobic” we say “no I don’t even like coffee” and I think that’s beautiful
I arrive in Seattle
Cat: shark
Jacket: yellow
Everything: connected
Ken: can you chill?
Hugo Friedkin, who has never been chill a day in his life:
a list of the fake accents/impressions this season, lest we forget
-todd’s police officer voice, which i feel like hasn’t received the amount of vitriol it definitely deserves
-todd’s british accent/dirk impression that i thought was pretty fucking spot on
-dirks adorable yet saddening impression of himself
-farah’s cute as all heck midwestern accent
-dirks wendimoorian impression, which went from cockney to southern to spanish in under thirty seconds
-dirks weirdly goofy-esque impression of assistent
Rapunzel aka the true protagonist of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
What if there’s an entirely different story line that takes place at the same time as season 2 but with Rapunzel doing shady shit throughout Blackwing. (I mean this in the most literal sense)