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Life and Decay - Entwined

Quote by Carl Jung

Oh and I'm crying

Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

Please let the mouse get fucked

Fuck yeah

Home cinema

(via)

Me and your mother

Me when the no cheese company gets invented

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

Crustacean cunt

Blessed

Lazy boy 

(via)

Asshole

this tumblr post has me in a vice grip

I want to become the closest thing to Dionysius possible like total chilled out gender bending ass drunkard getting laid non-stop fuck yeah baby

To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a construction worker and an alcoholic

Fuck you that just was a lucky guess.

Me but with hot and sexy and famous and talented and genius

Foraging

Me af

Why take the red or the blue pill when you can take this space pill instead?👽✨🪐

Off the percs

If my work finds my account they should give me a raise, being a niche micro internet celebrity is a skill

I'm not gonna be ready for 1.18

Oh cool *slams table and sobs repeatedly*

Happy anniversary Genshin Impact and congrats on winning this (made up) award! Feel free to write whatever you want on the award plaque. #genshinanniversary

Most money stolen

I'm good things

Me at the Denny's