man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony
im so sick of ppl defending their loved ones who let their friends talk to them crazy. idc how kind or shy you are if your FRIEND is being rude to another friend or significant other you need to say something!!!!!! like you don't need to be rude just tell them to stop wtf
THIS is the energy i want from everyone in 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diane di Prima
ursula k. le guin, the lathe of heaven
i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree
Hey all, I see that the post about that one video game archive website is circulating again. It's super cool that y'all support them, but.
Please stop drawing public attention to it.
VL and other sites that upload ROMs don't so much operate in a legal gray area as they avoid pissing off the big N - who are notorious for lawyering up at the slightest provocation. I cannot stress enough how bad an idea it is to put sites that archive old games into a spotlight. The fact that they still operate is basically a miracle. Do not be the community that fucks this up for everyone.
I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa
every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry
you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"
No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.
I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘died and came back different’ thing?
No, I’m talking about the mundane horror of existing as a human being.
it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia
even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint
I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme
had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/