Taking a flash photo then having to close your eyes cause it’s too fucking bright
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall
how did you throw your head it’s connected to you
"Your pokemon is confused!"
"Your pokemon used-"
relationship goal: a relationship
finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world
*tries to talk*
*gets ignored*
“you should talk more!”
me changing my blog theme
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile
save me obi wan
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
me: no
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
me:
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
Why are we not talking about Derrick Coleman????
- He’s been legally Deaf since he was 3 years old
- That’s 20 years
- He received a letter from a fan who’s also Deaf and he wrote back an inspirational reply
- He’s the first ever Deaf offensive player in the league.
- He’s also the first to score a touchdown
- In order to play football, he has to watch everyone else and move when they move, wear hearing aids, and he has to read Quarterback Russell Wilson’s lips in order to know what the play is, and he still manages to do it and do it well.
- He’s just an inspiration to me and a lot of others.
do any millionaires follow me that are bored
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
OH MY GOD
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
that’s what you get you dumb bitch
lady gaga as a mom
STAWP


