lesbians: musterd

gays: ketchupe 

#these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint

Nobody said the gays were smart

wealth

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I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:

Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.

Its Bernie Sanders

My god you’re right.

I looked up Wit Knits and you’re right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:

im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple

im screaming

here’s his full anecdote on their mediocrity

great guy, though

me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

please listen to this kitten I met today

TRANSCRIPT:

Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

People: *surprised and delighted laughter*

Give em a good flip!

what am i looking at

a pedicure

bad and naughty cows get put into the cow rotator to atone for their sins