Welp When Life Gives You Lemons

This was for my sister, jere you all go though. Use it where you need!

If I had a nickel for every time William Shakespeare was depicted as a struggling playwright everyone bullied, that gained the aid of an ancient celestial being (who at the time was on a secret rendevous with their immortal friend there pretending not to be completely in love with) in order to become one of the most renowned and celebrated people of all time, I would have two nickles but it's weird that Neil Gaiman wrote it twice

Good Omens Season 1 episode 3

The Sandman Season 1 Episode 6

Even funnier when u realize that these scenes basically didn't add to the plot AT ALL, and it's just Neil flaming Shakespeare

All aboard the angst train choo choo

Aziraphale + book introduction

some more book!husbands.

trying to make crowley's look scream "DICKHEAD" when you look at him and the he stands next to az and it screams "SUGAR BABY"

also when they get home:

batting 2 for 2

a longing.

Goncharov is a masterpiece, a staple in art history (to me) as it's a wonderful display of what happens when people come together to create, not for a profit, but out of love

Zepotha is a cheap trend, a mimicry of greatness without understanding what that greatness was and so rings hollow

This is exactly what the Goncharov vs zepotha controversy looks like

The fact that TikTok is trying to make Zepotha happen like it’s the “new Goncharov” is so offensive because like, there’s already a new Goncharov. And it’s an 80s slasher film. It’s called Goncharov’s Return (or Goncharov’s Revenge in the European release). Just the height of hubris. Learn your history.

tiktok is trying to do what basically amounts to goncharov 2 rn (and as with all sequels it is worse) and i think this is my favorite thing i've seen said about the matter

the "if it happens twice, it's an institutional problem. which it isn't" line being so emphasized makes me so convinced that aziracrow and beelzebub and gabriel are absolutely NOT the only angel and demon pairings. like i would bet money half of heaven is dating half of hell

Aziraphale and Crowley being the last beings to learn this was Fine Now would be so funny ngl

calling the cops on someone else in america for drug use is the most comically evil action i can think of that you can still admit to in public and (unfortunately) not be shunned/exiled/physically attacked for. you're very explicitly saying that your sheltered discomfort with seeing someone do drugs is worth ruining that person's entire life over (even though you could get the same effect by just continuing to walk past the drug user until you never see them again). 18th century dauphin mindset. "papá! papá! i espied that peasant over yonder partaking of a snuffbox! throw him in the dungeon, lest my delicate morals be corrupted any further!" kill yourself perhaps

It's so funny to me when I see people talking or asking about Aziraphale being based off of Terry Pratchett and Crowley being Neil Gaiman, because that's EXACTLY WHAT TERRY WANTED YOU TO THINK.

Context: "I'm wearing white. That way, when they come after us for writing a blasphemous book, they'll know I'm the nice one" -Terry Pratchett

kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board