The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
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bigbisonburger
Gamers talking about pc specs
me saying hi! with my keyboard
masochist-incarnate
This is a wretched form of code. I will reward you
hetalianember
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hetalianember
since deciphering this shits fuckin WORK lemme make it easy n just show y'all:
taakoshell
[ID: all images are of a computer keyboard, with lines drawn on it to show the keys that were pressed to draw out words and images. image 1 just says: Hi! the rest of the images spell out “Get Stick bugged” with a drawing of the stickbug from the meme /END ID]
Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?
that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.
tammycat
dont be FUCKING rude
vampireapologist-archive-deacti
we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed
no we absolutely do not
What am I good at you might ask? I am nothing but a professional dumbass
I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up
why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses
Teachers: “there are no such things as stupid questions. Ask as many as you want :)”
Teachers when I ask a question less than five minutes later: “what are you, stupid? Pay attention next time, dumb fuck.”
When you buy your son to secure your bloodline and he falls in love with a dumb wolf
laterovaries
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
androgynousuniversityclamtoad
This is beautiful. It made me laugh for 5 minutes
You might have a crush on them if
- You try to call them every day
- You’re rehearsing what to say
- You’ve been working on a unified theory
- You are the right one on your touch tone telephone
- You are the only one on their AM radio
JUNE? what's next, July??? Heaven forbid, August??? When does the nonsense end!!!
i have received some ATROCIOUS news
Please STFU about September that's not a real word
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
0rdi-deactivated20211118
This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.
yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here
0rdi-deactivated20211118
As you wish. :)
in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’
‘I’ll figure out that I’m doing once I’m done’