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Makin' Whoopee

@nixonsshades / nixonsshades.tumblr.com

Hi hi! I’m Lauren; I like horror movies n slashers n humor! I’m tryna get more cozy posting my own original art on here too! Message me sometime💕 Etsy Shop here! https://www.etsy.com/shop/NixonsshadesCo?

idk if this is because i'm aroace but it baffles me that dating apps exist like who tf came up with this idea?? i mean i go out with a total stranger with the specific purpose of starting a romantic relationship with them?? what the fuck is that? where's the friendship part? where's the part where we've know eachother for most of our lives? like some people really go "oh hey nice shirt, i know nothing about you but i definitely wanna date you" nah i don't believe it

i don’t get how people don’t like harold and maude (hal ashby, 1971) like sorry that you don’t enjoy charming strange beautiful cinema about post-counterculture disaffection and finding joy in living life through both appreciation of the small things and meaningful human connection set to the unparalleled cat stevens soundtrack but i’m different

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the thoughts that women have while drunk peeing at the bar looking at their own underwear should be revered like the bible