oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

(via 3匹の茶トラ猫がキッチンで奇跡のフォーメーション！真剣な眼差しで飼い主を監視する理由とは？| Cat Press（キャットプレス）)

- Blythe Baird

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

Don't care about the top part, but the second is beautiful

u know they dead

That’s what you get when you try to document them

They're all war.

Peace was never an option

Roald in different locations every day until New Horizons comes out (DAY 4)

[OG Source Here]

what is wrong with americans

It’s bulking season

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

*is apathetic when you show me the Instagram page of a rotund, japense cat*

Fucking kill you

You know you’re gay if as a child your Pokémon teams looked just like the teams they gave all the girl characters

I’m talkin if you had these pokemon

You were probably.... you know

You forgot Bulbasaur and Thiccarita Tyler

okay but it took some absolute DEDICATION to get milotic pre-gen 6. there’s no way any top could have fished long enough to find a feebas and that’s a hill i’ll gladly die on

“OMG! Snowwwww!!!” [source]

cats can have a little snow. as a treat.

the clock reads 6:17 pm. time to stare at my fingers and wonder why they’re attached to my hand

figured it out. its so i can grab things and stuff them into my gaping mouth with reckless abandon

THIS IS WHAT THE GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE [POURS BOWL OF ANIMAL BLOOD ONTO THE RITUAL CIRCLE]

[DISTANT THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS]