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Odds Bodkins

@nitewrighter / nitewrighter.tumblr.com

Sarah (or Nite if you prefer), 30, ♎️, she/they, Bi. I like Sci-Fi, Fantasy, video games, and drawing and writing and animated films and stuff. Tracking #nitewrighter

!! DO NOT SIGN UP FOR NOSPACE/NEW MYSPACE APP !!

okay so I did some digging into that MySpace app called nospace and turns out it’s acctually just some new social media set up by crypto/nft ppl hoping to get more people into thier bullshit by specifically marketing to gen z >__> so whilst they’re *probably* not going to like directly steal ur card info or smthn they’re still trying to drag ppl into tech bro pyramid schemes so I’d absolutely stay away

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dduane

... Ugh.

There's literally no way to prepare for reading Elric of Melnibone bc you hear how influential it is and how it's commenting on all these other fantasy heroes and the Nietzschean struggle and endless cycles of war. And 90% of metal is like UGGHH ELRIC HAS A COOL SWORD and then the actual book is like. There's a snake head man. He says sssnake.

you're making me so sad

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nowlander

What kind of work out? I'd like to try 👀

I mean first of all I already have a pretty high metabolism already and I'm more interested in building muscle, so I don't do a lot of cardio which isn't a good habit, because cardio is important for general all-around health reasons and also in the case of flattening yourself out, cardio is good for burning fat, and boob is mostly fat--but basically since I'm skinny as fuck I'm in a situation of "I need all the protein and carbs and fat I can get so my own body doesn't eat my SICK GAINS" (Salmon, avocado, and brown rice, my beloved...) I don't do a lot of cardio.

But generally I mostly do strength training with dumbbells, and also do yoga for recovery. Honestly pushups are one of your best bets because those work both the front and back of your upper body if you do them correctly, but honestly I enjoy chest-presses a lot more. But the thing with more specialized exercises like chest-presses is, if you work one muscle, you have to work the counter muscle--in this case, the counter muscle would be your lats, which would be getting worked if you were doing pushups but in this case the counter-exercise to chest-presses would be rows--and with dumbbells I end up doing bent-over rows. You're definitely going to want to start by working with lighter weights and working your way up.

I wouldn't be surprised if yoga also has a role in this because you're often working with your own bodyweight in yoga, so that can probably help you build up the body strength to deal with your boobage as well. Yoga also tricks you into working pretty much all of the same muscles you would use in a pushup because the chaturanga dandasana pose is fundamental to a lot of yoga routines.

Oh also for cardio I like dance and kickboxing. Jumprope is EXCELLENT cardio and really fun to get into a rhythm with but if you're in a "*bounce* Ow *bounce* ow *bounce* ow" situation or if you're scared for your knees, or if you're in an apartment with downstairs neighbors who yell at you, you can look up "No jumping" cardio workouts on youtube.

In previous series, Ahsoka was saying "I am no jedi" to the point it was basically her catchphrase and now everything is "jedi" this and "jedi" that and also now Sabine to be a jedi and it's like, jesus, Ahsoka, do you just get off on Mandalorian cultural erasure?

Like they're literally a diasporic culture but as soon as they display the slightest Force sensitivity it's like "omg you have to join our mostly-dead space cult." Like fuck off and let them keep their force-sensitivity as a +16 stat bonus to marksmanship and charisma like Mand'alor intended.

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

She is also the most delicious Gatorade

banger after banger after banger 🍊🧡🥕🌅🎃🐅🦊🍁🏀

I use both bitch and binch but not interchangeably.

Like *I’m* a bitch but I’m not a binch but like… a pokemon can be a binch, you know what I’m saying?