nevermindnistha

my brain during school

Thomas: hey, what’s it like being tall?

Dan, Leo, and Phil: we’ll show you

[”A Whole New World” from Disney’s Aladdin playing in the background]

Thomas, whispering in amazement: so beautiful!

Tag yourself I’m sock

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

this made me cry I needed it so bad

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

Lmao the bear is like “bitch”

#teambear

me at a gay club

i never wanted it to end

what a bargain

Do not separate them.

Is this Dan and Phil

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

( x )

teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?

me: the due date. 

Status: Depressed with low self-esteem, but 174% full of love and adoration for people around me

Wow this is so accurate it hurts