High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

No shit dumbass

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

all part of the plan

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

Ppl to Geralt after Toss A Coin To Your Witcher became famous: The white wolf!! Our hero!! Save us!! Take our money!!

Ppl to Geralt after Jaskier wrote Burn Butcher: Whore. Go back to Whore Mountain. You Whore.

I’d actually forgotten I made this whole thing, again might’ve seen on my twitter. Despite what people think/thought I didn’t really think of this Theoretical Kaeya Boss fight being Kaeya betraying Mondstadt

It’s more like “I felt that this was my destiny and hoped to put on a show to make you think that you took down a villain, but really, I hoped that you would take me down.” 

… also please ignore that i spelt cryo wrong across this whole thing

i know canonically c!fundy is c!wilbur's son but if u watch the stream where it got canonized it genuinely looks like c!wilbur gaslit gatekeep girlbossed a random person who happened to wake up within l'manburg's borders into believing he's his son

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

yo what the baby doin ??????

more low quality dadbur for yall bc i didnt like the last one

Luigi! No

No Luigi!

Luigi nooooooo

Luigi noooooooooo

Luigiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Luigiiiiii noooooo

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi nooooo

Luigi

Saturday Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi at lunch

Luigi noooooo

Luigi

Luigi no no no

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi nooo

Luigi Sunday

Luigi Monday

Luigi Tuesday

Luigi Luigi Luigi

Luigi Wednesday

Luigi

Luigi Thursday

Luigi Friday

Luigi. !!!!!

Luigi Sunday

Luigi

Luigi Monday

Luigi Thursday

Luigi Friday

Luigi midnight

Luigi Saturday. You know I had to do it to em

Saturday

Luigi. Nooooo

Luigi

Luigi Weekend

Luigi Labor Day

Adventure time

Adventure time gone?

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi Thursday

Friday

Luigi

Luigi Saturday

Pepe Frog vs Luigi

Pepe Frog

I fight Pepe Frog

Pepe Frog

Pepe Frog 🐸

Mickey Mouse vs Pepe Frog

Mario

Strength

You know I had to do it to em

Luigi’s Mansion

Pop Team Epic

Fortnite ;30 year old boomer

Fortnite. 30 year old boomer

Fortnite 30 year old boomer

Russian Hacker

Historic Anime battle

Johny Johny Yes Papa 👴

Toad Mario Kart

T pose

30 Year-Old boomer

Cool bro

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi

Luigi Wednesday

Luigi. It is Sunday. Luigi!

Luigi

Luigi noooooo

Luigi

Luigi. I don’t feel so good

I don’t feel so good. Luigi

Luigi yes

Nooooooooo Luigi

Luigi noooooo

Luigi Tuesday

Luigi

Luigi is dead

LUIGI IS DEAD

Nooooooo Luigi

Luigi nooooooooooooooooo🏆👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧

Luigi🌏🌍🌎🌖🌕🌝🌞🌈🎤🥇

cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

This video lives rent free in my head

when is it MY turn to fall in insane all consuming mutual love with somebody

people saying “but healthy of course!” no. i hope you die i hope we both die. if we fall in love you better be prepared to kill me as well

salbur texts (1/?)

day ????? of not having dadbur and sondy lore.

yes, i am, in fact, starting to lose my mind.

look at them right this instant

This has been a PSA.

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

on a related note:

And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!” Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.

It’s the same reason I love disaster movies and don’t love actual disasters. I mean, if someone can’t intuit the difference  between watching a movie like 2012 and yelling “cool!” when LA slides into the ocean and being horrified at the real life effects of global warming and the idea of millions of people dying as a result, then  *I* am not the one with the problem. 

[First image: A heavily-overlapping venn diagram labelled “things I like in works of fiction” and “things I would never approve of in real life”

Second image: A venn diagram labelled “things I like in fanfiction” and “things I actually want to see happen in canon”. The circles overlap, but barely.]

i honestly feel like people don’t get this and they really should.

l’manberg era fundy and wilbur was like And here we have the members poking fun at fundy! haha! OH WHATS THIS? BY GOD ITS THE PRESIDENT WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR BACKGROUND.

crying and throwing tantrums rn.