“I want a bf” “I want a gf” okay??? I want to let go of my past no matter how hurtful the memories might be??? I want love to define me rather than break me in my feverish attempts to seek it????? I want the ever shifting opinions of other people to no longer have such a chokehold on me?????
Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long
we should talk more about how every decision you make as an adult leaves you with the same sensation you got at a friend’s house the morning after a sleepover when you’re the first to wake up. It’s dreadful and a homesickness and loneliness and you want your cups and you want your comforter and it’s just you on your own trying to get through.
obeyme but instead of mc being a responsable adult lucifer just accidentally picks a random 14 year old 💀
to all the people that reblogged with "hol has a newly adopted member" and "belphie now has another reason to kill mc", thank you for GETTING IT 💪
obey me anime: hehe silly goofy shenanigans! mammon swap bodies with doggy! asmo make video game!
obey me nightbringer: You guys wanna see how these men you love fell from fucking heaven? You wanna watch them betray God and become cursed for eternity? You wanna witness the war the killed their sister and turned them into actual fucking demons? You do.
Obey me! Valentine Phantom thief AU
While they were about to smuggle out the first batch of chocolates, the Phantom brothers encountered a small problem. Getting in was easy, but as it turned out, getting out of the store was the hard part. They didn't expect that the owner would actually stay behind in the store and try to catch them in the act.
Well... Their dead
Demon inspector : How many people live here?
Beelzebub : Me and my 6 brothers
Demon inspector : So , 7 people
Beelzebub : My sister-
Demon inspector : 8 people
Beelzebub : -died
Demon inspector : 7 people , you wasted my time there
Mc watching everyone doing their student council work.
Mc: I have a question about the RAD.
Diavolo: oh? So you're corious about RAD eh? Ha ha ha that's a good thing!!
Lucifer: *slightly surprised* What is it about?
Mc: You have mentioned several times about repeating course, so I guess a demon can repeat, right?
Diavolo: That's right.
Satan: What is going to happen to Levi and Mammon if they continue like this.
Levi and Mammon: EY!!!
Mc: *thoughtful* That leads me to think... How many years have you been in school?
Everybody: ...
Silence.
Diavolo: *sweating* haha... Why don't we change the subject?
Mc: Moreover, if you are creatures that have lived for thousands of years, why do you need to go to school?
Mammon: *wishper* th-they have a point...
Diavolo: Can we change the subject??!!!
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