blondebrainpower
Gummy Bear Skin Rug
i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it
reposting in honor of splat3 all golden rotation
#IT IS A MUDMOUTH KILLING MACHINE#YOU CAN KILL THE FUCKING CUNT FLYFISH BY SHOOTING AT THE BABIES#IT HAS PIERCING AND IS A SIMILAR HEAVY WEAPON TO THE SPLATANA#IT FILLS FLOPPER RINGS WITH ONE SWING IN THE CENTER#YOU CAN KILL MOST BOSSES WITH ONE TO THREE DIRECT SWINGS SERIOUSLY#THE FUCKING GRILLER MATCH I GOT WHERE WE GOT THREE OF THEM WITH THE BLASTER AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING#i will yell about the slosher all day#yes it handles a bit like shit but its made up for the fact that it will get all the bitches wet
So I went down to the Marianna Trench the other day and took a bunch of pics!! There were so many cool critters down there check these out:
Watch every Zelink fanartist ignore Link being shorter than Zelda for the second game in a row
Me when I'm in denial
There's something wrong with you people I think
thefeelofavideogame
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
scotchtapeofficial
reblog if ur a striminal
pokemonprofessor
nice.
furikomaru
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.
it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner
when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.
when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.
what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.
they gotta do more ambitious mimics in games i think. say you finally come across a city after days of wandering through the wilderness. you go in to resupply but you notice it’s not on your maps and the roads around it don’t connect to anything. whole city comes out of the ground and starts trying to eat you. that’s a mimic
Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull
iSeen A Skull found footage
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
(This will probably not reach a big enough audience but still.
+ these r really shots in the dark I have no idea what’s the avarage in this site 💀👍)
when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them
