how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name
OH FUCK
I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacks
Moodboard
Are you guys okay? Like in the head?
I guess if you want to treat books like marginalized peoples you can but ..
HELLO????
What they mean is that using paperbacks in that way is tantamount to "parking" your car by ramming it hard enough into a wall that it stops moving.
Do not do this to books.
the books are not going to fuck you
WHAT IS GOING ON.
i found another one 😭😭😭
the devilish chewer
decriminalize:
- sex work
- addiction
criminalize:
- golf
oh my god
I like going on the weather app it’s the only app I feel truly safe on
Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”
and I was like “……oh”
and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”
and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking
despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.
the club got so crazy last night the dj let us all have a turn petting him
Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg
